- What would you name your boat if you had one? ... "After You", that way I could honestly say to women I named my boat "After You" and see their flattered reactions until they see the stern of the boat and realize I was being literal.
- What's the closest thing to real magic? ... How much fun puppies, kittens and children have just with life.
- Who is the messiest person you know? ... My nephew.
- What will finally break the internet? ... The nonsensical obsession with celebrities.
- What's the most useless talent you have? ... Being able to recite silly things nonstop like Rain Man and the Who's On First routine or speak like Hank Kimball on Green Acres...well not really like Hank Kimball, more similar to... no not that either...what were we talking about again Mr. Douglas? Those or behave like Ernest T. Bass. All can be quite fun to watch the reactions people have.
- What would be on the gag reel of your life? Too many to mention, but I call my entire life a series of bloopers.
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1. I would name my boat Athena, after my favorite Deity. She was the Goddess of Wisdom.
2. I look at images from the Hubble Space Telescope as magical. So beautiful and inspiring.
3. My ex-wife's sister. Her bathroom should've been declared a hazardous waste site.
4. Witty Sarcasm said it best. People being idiotic.
5. Knowing things like how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. The answer is 327.
6. Counting stairs and then getting distracted by something and losing count and having to go back up or down and starting again. Even if I already know how many stairs there are because I've done it before, I still have to start over because I lost count.
1. I would name my boat Athena, after my favorite Deity. She was the Goddess of Wisdom.
2. I look at images from the Hubble Space Telescope as magical. So beautiful and inspiring.
3. My ex-wife's sister. Her bathroom should've been declared a hazardous waste site.
4. Witty Sarcasm said it best. People being idiotic.
5. Knowing things like how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. The answer is 327.
6. Counting stairs and then getting distracted by something and losing count and having to go back up or down and starting again. Even if I already know how many stairs there are because I've done it before, I still have to start over because I lost count.
- What would you name your boat if you had one? ... "After You", that way I could honestly say to women I named my boat "After You" and see their flattered reactions until they see the stern of the boat and realize I was being literal.
- What's the closest thing to real magic? ... How much fun puppies, kittens and children have just with life.
- Who is the messiest person you know? ... My nephew.
- What will finally break the internet? ... The nonsensical obsession with celebrities.
- What's the most useless talent you have? ... Being able to recite silly things nonstop like Rain Man and the Who's On First routine or speak like Hank Kimball on Green Acres...well not really like Hank Kimball, more similar to... no not that either...what were we talking about again Mr. Douglas? Those or behave like Ernest T. Bass. All can be quite fun to watch the reactions people have.
- What would be on the gag reel of your life? Too many to mention, but I call my entire life a series of bloopers.
Watching the Puppy Bowl right now. That's about all I did today.
- What would you name your boat if you had one? ... Witty I guess? lol
- What's the closest thing to real magic? ... True love
- Who is the messiest person you know? ... A family friend
- What will finally break the internet? ... People being idiotic
- What's the most useless talent you have? ... Sleeping for long periods of time
- What would be on the gag reel of your life? My whole life
Thanks for inviting me @MosesY
What would you name your boat if you had one? ...
Xabaz…it means wild
What's the closest thing to real magic? ...
making love with my man.
Who is the messiest person you know? ...
my ex’s daughter
What will finally break the internet? ...
politicians moronic tweets….internet might die of embarrassment.
What's the most useless talent you have? ...
passionately doing nothing.
What would be on the gag reel of your life? .
saying silly things and invented words
What would you name your boat if you had one? ...
Xabaz…it means wild
What's the closest thing to real magic? ...
making love with my man.
Who is the messiest person you know? ...
my ex’s daughter
What will finally break the internet? ...
politicians moronic tweets….internet might die of embarrassment.
What's the most useless talent you have? ...
passionately doing nothing.
What would be on the gag reel of your life? .
saying silly things and invented words
I'm trying to live by for another day. It's mostly frustration and loneliness regardless of the amount of people around me.
What would you name your boat if you had one?
- Something about sea, water and ocean in my native language.
What's the closest thing to real magic?
- Magic tricks as performed by magicians? Maybe hologram and visual reality technologies? Though, remaining to be able to live for another day itself is magical for me.
Who is the messiest person you know?
- Me.
What will finally break the internet?
- To be honest, I don't understand the question. A widespread virus that can appeal to anyone on Earth to welcome it into their computers, as in an email in your mailbox that said "Hot Single Ladies in Your Area Desperately Need You!"? That's just one example.
What's the most useless talent you have?
- Being myself. Alright, I think I lack any sort of talents most of the time. Maybe, anything involving with fictional worldbuilding, from setting up a magic system to constructing languages and a cultures, etc. It's useless since I don't know how to make money out of it.
What would be on the gag reel of your life? .
- Pretty much every single of moment of me being alive is a blooper, not the funny ones often seen in the closing credits but the ones that make everyone in the crew to be angry and frustrated at.
What would you name your boat if you had one?
- Something about sea, water and ocean in my native language.
What's the closest thing to real magic?
- Magic tricks as performed by magicians? Maybe hologram and visual reality technologies? Though, remaining to be able to live for another day itself is magical for me.
Who is the messiest person you know?
- Me.
What will finally break the internet?
- To be honest, I don't understand the question. A widespread virus that can appeal to anyone on Earth to welcome it into their computers, as in an email in your mailbox that said "Hot Single Ladies in Your Area Desperately Need You!"? That's just one example.
What's the most useless talent you have?
- Being myself. Alright, I think I lack any sort of talents most of the time. Maybe, anything involving with fictional worldbuilding, from setting up a magic system to constructing languages and a cultures, etc. It's useless since I don't know how to make money out of it.
What would be on the gag reel of your life? .
- Pretty much every single of moment of me being alive is a blooper, not the funny ones often seen in the closing credits but the ones that make everyone in the crew to be angry and frustrated at.
"What will finally break the internet?
- To be honest, I don't understand the question."
I think it is a, "figure of speech!"
sort of like, 'When Hell freezes over,' or maybe that's a bad example! I'm sorry, it's late, and my brains are fried/scrambled (freshly so..) perhaps some.one else can come & help me to better explain it to you? Like, @the.end.ish ! perhaps-
Tysm for the tags @MosesY & @Kiwi2016 Sorry to be getting here at the end of the day. What I did today was hang out with my friend. We played some Connect 4 (we play that a lot and I usually win but I've practiced it a LOT on facebook over the years lol) ate some yummy pasta he made and watched Return of the Jedi. Oh and visited a bit too. It was good. Now I'm feeling kinda upset but not very sure why so hopefully things will become clear soon. I feel better from coming here & having a profile post & some tags though for sure Hope everyone is well today, sending lots of hugs 
What would you name your boat if you had one?
Millennium Falcon :p
What's the closest thing to real magic?
Love I guess, I dunno.
Who is the messiest person you know?
Friend
What will finally break the internet?
No idea, not good at coming up with funny answers for these kinds of q's sorry. Hopefully nothing will ever break it though cos I don't want it to break, ever, it's an amazing thing.
What's the most useless talent you have?
Caring in a very deep, intense and sincere way about a lot of things yet not feeling like anyone ever really sees or appreciates that about me. Kinda excruciating sometimes but whatever I need to just find a way to get used to it somehow.
What would be on the gag reel of your life?
That'd be a rather sad thing to see I think. It would have a lot of things but I guess especially:
Me being born
Cutting my own hair when I was about 5 years old (long story as to the "why" of it)
Pulling girls hair in kindergarten and being sent to the principals office (my friend at the time later said she envied that I got to go to the principals office which I thought was hilarious)
The various rejections I've had from my mom, stepmother and some "friends" over the years
Me having some of my many intense emo storms (gotta keep it real after all right?)
Popping pills since I've been doing that (prescription only, nothing more than that) since I was 17 years old
All the times I've had to move in my life
Me looking extremely lost and confused
Various revelations I've had about things over the years
Hugging my sweet kitties and esp. the one we had years ago when I hadn't seen him for almost a year, he gave the best hugs and it was the most loving, happy hug I ever had from any living being ever in my whole life
Me looking kinda hopeless about things yet also determined to not give up no matter what
Me seeing Star Wars for the first time and how infinitely I love Mark Hamill (showing the SW things I've made and bought as well)
My current real life friend and some highlights/ significant moments of our friendship over the last few years.
Ya. Something like that I guess. Hope this wasn't meant to be funny but if it was then I guess I failed miserably lol. Good thing I'm worrying a lot less about that kind of nonsense these days. Love me or hate me, I don't care.
Sorry to be getting here at the end of the day. What I did today was hang out with my friend. We played some Connect 4 (we play that a lot and I usually win but I've practiced it a LOT on facebook over the years lol) ate some yummy pasta he made and watched Return of the Jedi. Oh and visited a bit too. It was good. Now I'm feeling kinda upset but not very sure why so hopefully things will become clear soon. I feel better from coming here & having a profile post & some tags though for sure Hope everyone is well today, sending lots of hugs What would you name your boat if you had one?
Millennium Falcon :p
What's the closest thing to real magic?
Love I guess, I dunno.
Who is the messiest person you know?
Friend
What will finally break the internet?
No idea, not good at coming up with funny answers for these kinds of q's sorry. Hopefully nothing will ever break it though cos I don't want it to break, ever, it's an amazing thing.
What's the most useless talent you have?
Caring in a very deep, intense and sincere way about a lot of things yet not feeling like anyone ever really sees or appreciates that about me. Kinda excruciating sometimes but whatever I need to just find a way to get used to it somehow.
What would be on the gag reel of your life?
That'd be a rather sad thing to see I think. It would have a lot of things but I guess especially:
Me being born
Cutting my own hair when I was about 5 years old (long story as to the "why" of it)
Pulling girls hair in kindergarten and being sent to the principals office (my friend at the time later said she envied that I got to go to the principals office which I thought was hilarious)
The various rejections I've had from my mom, stepmother and some "friends" over the years
Me having some of my many intense emo storms (gotta keep it real after all right?)
Popping pills since I've been doing that (prescription only, nothing more than that) since I was 17 years old
All the times I've had to move in my life
Me looking extremely lost and confused
Various revelations I've had about things over the years
Hugging my sweet kitties and esp. the one we had years ago when I hadn't seen him for almost a year, he gave the best hugs and it was the most loving, happy hug I ever had from any living being ever in my whole life
Me looking kinda hopeless about things yet also determined to not give up no matter what
Me seeing Star Wars for the first time and how infinitely I love Mark Hamill (showing the SW things I've made and bought as well)
My current real life friend and some highlights/ significant moments of our friendship over the last few years.
Ya. Something like that I guess. Hope this wasn't meant to be funny but if it was then I guess I failed miserably lol. Good thing I'm worrying a lot less about that kind of nonsense these days. Love me or hate me, I don't care.
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- What would you name your boat if you had one? ...
Titanic 2
- What's the closest thing to real magic? ...
Crispy fried bacon
- Who is the messiest person you know? ...
Albert Einsten
- What will finally break the internet? ...
Stonks tradez
- What's the most useless talent you have? ...
Belching on demand
- What would be on the gag reel of your life? .
Cursing outloud while the Zoom meeting is still on.
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