Jim's Cafe - Thursday 31st August

[Innocent Forever]

Hey y'all
So the problem with me opening the cafe is that I'm never sure of the day....
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Well, it teaches me the day I guess

Happy Thursday!
Gonna go read through the show me tell me that I need to know for driving test.
I'm tired. It's 6.41 in the morning here. Not sure when I was up since

Come join us and bring everyone along @sassy123 @nobodyknows71 @Angel368 @Lonely85 @Lulabelle @Polly Anne @Kiwi2016 @walkerbait95 @HappilyEverAfter @shania @Emerald Hyperion

Oh and going to London to visit my grandma today. I should probably put on a calmer nail varnish (wearing black). She can't understand nail varnish as it is......
The challenge for today will be decided by @Rockclimbinggirl

 

[Walker]

You really gotta get some sleep, Inno.
This is such a British post! lol The time zone, the use of the term "nail varnish", a trip to London. We love you.

I brought cookies

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[dugga]

Hi @walkerbait95 - I think you mean biscuits if we are going to London?

 

[Innocent Forever]

lol yup @dugga
I never realized @walkerbait95 haha..... you coming to London with me? I love the monster ones!
Should read through the show and tell again...

 

[Claudia UK]

You can stop at my place Innocent for a cuppa and some freshly made shortbread on your way down there. Save journey !! View attachment 3549

 

[Emerald Hyperion]

Cheerio Miss @Innocent Forever. Tell your grandmum my sincerest greets to her (and you), and if anyone wants to nosh on any tea and crumpets then go on right ahead. I'll give you a bell later if you think about stopping by Westchapel.

It's been monkeys outside for the past three days. I tried drive a chap to the ol' corner street, he was a bit of a punter, he was, looking for a brass. On the pull, you could say. Turned out he was taking the piss an hour before - had the nerve to ask me to loan 'im a tenner and I told him to sod off. Bloke was about arse-over-tit. The bird showed up - also turned out she was already up the duff! He got his knickers up in a twist but he was more plastered than a Birmingham screwdriver. Brilliant, just brilliant. What a cabbage! I kicked him out of the car and left him with the brass and drove meself back home and here I am typing this.

I'm about to go see a man about a dog then I'm off to Bedfordshire. Cheers, then.

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

It's been monkeys outside for the past three days. I tried drive a chap to the ol' corner street, he was a bit of a punter, he was, looking for a brass. On the pull, you could say. Turned out he was taking the piss an hour before - had the nerve to ask me to loan 'im a tenner and I told him to sod off. Bloke was about arse-over-tit. The bird showed up - also turned out she was already up the duff! He got his knickers up in a twist but he was more plastered than a Birmingham screwdriver. Brilliant, just brilliant. What a cabbage! I kicked him out of the car and left him with the brass and drove meself back home and here I am typing this.

I'm about to go see a man about a dog then I'm off to Bedfordshire. Cheers, then.

I could feel meself slowly transforming into Austin Powers whilst reading. Weren't as painful as what done for the bloke in American Werewolf In London, though.

 

[Emerald Hyperion]

I could feel meself slowly transforming into Austin Powers whilst reading. Weren't as painful as what done for the bloke in American Werewolf In London, though.

LOL! Would you believe while I was typing that post, not only was I thinking the entire thing out in a British accent and shortly thereafter for whatever reason Austin Powers randomly entered my mind for a moment? Great minds think alike, Machina!