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jims cafe tuesday october 12th

1964dodge

Has a monkey as a friend
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#1
i haven't opened the cafe in a while so i guess it's my turn again.

questions :

1. if you could be the opposit sex for 1 week would you do it?

answer: yes and i would make sure i had sex during that week. i think if humans could do that it would make them better lovers.

2. if you could go back in time and tell your 13 yo self things about your future would you?

answer : no because anything i change, even though things would be much better i'd probably lose my wife and kids.

3. if aliens told you that they could clone you so you'll be 13 again and perfect and all you would have to do is live in a zoo on their planet, but you'd live forever, would you do it?

answer : if it had good food and women yes

4. do you think of cars and trucks 50 years old or more a beautiful works of art or some old piece of junk that should be put out of its misery.

answer : i think a lot of cars especially in the 50s and 60s are beautiful works of art, hideous as some may be lol

5. if you had the choice to go int space in a generational ship would you go.

answer : sign me up lol.

mike
 

Dots

Misknown Member
#9
1. if you could be the opposite sex for 1 week would you do it?
Yes.. Yes. Yes. With the promise that I'd return to my former feminine glory, though.

2. if you could go back in time and tell your 13 yo self things about your future would you?

A very good question. Also a very hard question... my 13 year old self was very passionate.... ideally passionate... beautifully passionate and highly spirited, with higher expectations of reality. I think I'd want her to live the dream a bit more... to not be burdened with what's to come... because what's to come is hell. If I could go back in the future and tell her specifically to take very good care of her health, to go to the doctor's as soon as she even so much as felt a sniffle... I'd tell her that. I'd also tell her the winning lottery numbers.... although changing history that much would make me obsolete... maybe that's okay.

if aliens told you that they could clone you so you'll be 13 again and perfect and all you would have to do is live in a zoo on their planet, but you'd live forever, would you do it?

No.
 

dandelions

me
SF Supporter
#13
just here at the right moment and os happy to see a Mike's Jim's Café. GREAT👍THANKS MIKE FOR THE TAG! now let's get to WORK w/these Qs... and coffee. (@1964dodge )

1. if you could be the opposit sex for 1 week would you do IT?
HEY! I've already been the opposite sex all my life. I doubt another week would make much difference.

2. if you could go back in time and tell your 13 yo self things about your future would you?
I'm pretty sure that was a part of the original contract. I know I'm all hyped up to do it now. pretty sure that's the only way to get 13 yo me to get on the right track. I better go and save me.

3. if aliens told you that they could clone you so you'll be 13 again and perfect and all you would have to do is live in a zoo on their planet, but you'd live forever, would you do it?
looks like we got the zoo part and the alien part. I can already tell that forever is not OK. and I'm already fairly perfect on my own. think I'll just stay in this zoo til the bitter end.

4. do you think of cars and trucks 50 years old or more a beautiful works of art or some old piece of junk that should be put out of its misery.
MIKE!!!

5. if you had the choice to go int space in a generational ship would you go.
hmm, what would the destination be? gotta be pretty cautious on this one.
 
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#16
i haven't opened the cafe in a while so i guess it's my turn again.

questions :

1. if you could be the opposit sex for 1 week would you do it?

Yes. I’d gain better appreciation for menswear.

2. if you could go back in time and tell your 13 yo self things about your future would you?

Yes because she could handle it, not anything she’ll learn on her own

3. if aliens told you that they could clone you so you'll be 13 again and perfect and all you would have to do is live in a zoo on their planet, but you'd live forever, would you do it?

No with every fiber of my being. Humankind has suffered too greatly.

4. do you think of cars and trucks 50 years old or more a beautiful works of art or some old piece of junk that should be put out of its misery.

I tend to appreciate the designs, like they are made for

5. if you had the choice to go int space in a generational ship would you go.

I like Earth so only for a reason.

Thanks for the good questions @1964dodge
 
#17
@1964dodge Thanks for the tag *hug
I hope everyone is doing well *grouphug2 And I brought pancakes for breakfast!
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and now for today's questions!

1. if you could be the opposit sex for 1 week would you do it?
l’m not sure, I think I'm pretty comfortable with being a woman but if I were the opposite sex I would walk around topless for the whole time lol

2. if you could go back in time and tell your 13 yo self things about your future would you?


hmm, I would probably tell her things can and will get better and she will get help and won’t always be alone.

3. if aliens told you that they could clone you so you'll be 13 again and perfect and all you would have to do is live in a zoo on their planet, but you'd live forever, would you do it?

if I were to do this, I would make strange and funny faces to everyone whos passing by my cage! when you think about it, its not such a bad idea to live at the zoo, you can sleep all day, and you are provided with everything you need and someone else cleans for you lol
on the other hand I really really don’t want to be 13 again and definitely not to live forever, I’m getting tired just from thinking about it

4. do you think of cars and trucks 50 years old or more a beautiful works of art or some old piece of junk that should be put out of its misery.
I think it depends on the truck\car itself.

5. if you had the choice to go int space in a generational ship would you go.
I’m in desperate need of an abroad vacation, at least in space there is no covid! So I’ll taker it :D
 

Walker

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#18
1. if you could be the opposit sex for 1 week would you do it?
I've already lived in 2 genders and I prefer the current one haha
2. if you could go back in time and tell your 13 yo self things about your future would you?
Does my 13 year old self have the ability to change the present? If yes, the sure - I'd go back and tell that kid to get it together earlier and all kinds of shit. But if they dont have the ability to change the present times then fuck it, why make them miserable with the next few decades?
3. if aliens told you that they could clone you so you'll be 13 again and perfect and all you would have to do is live in a zoo on their planet, but you'd live forever, would you do it?
umm no. I'm gonna pass on that.
4. do you think of cars and trucks 50 years old or more a beautiful works of art or some old piece of junk that should be put out of its misery.
No, I think old cars are awesome. Some of them are really hunks of crap but when they're made into something great? When they're out driving around? Absolutely not junk.
5. if you had the choice to go int space in a generational ship would you go.
Yes, for sure. I'm down for this.
 

Lane

SF Pro
SF Supporter
#19
Good morning. I brought some danish and coffee, everyone's goodies looks so good, mmm, mmm mmm. Thanks Mike for opening and the tag.

Now for questions
1. if you could be the opposit sex for 1 week would you do it?

Yup, and have lots of fun trying out my new gear, 😉

2. if you could go back in time and tell your 13 yo self things about your future would you?

oh no, wouldn't want to freak her out.

3. if aliens told you that they could clone you so you'll be 13 again and perfect and all you would have to do is live in a zoo on their planet, but you'd live forever, would you do it?

Nope, I don't want to be watched in a zoo like a trapped animal by another species.


4. do you think of cars and trucks 50 years old or more a beautiful works of art or some old piece of junk that should be put out of its misery.

No, they're historic, should be preserved


5. if you had the choice to go int space in a generational ship would you go.


Sure, why not. Screenshot_20211012-055125.jpg
 

Aurelia

🔥 A Fire Inside 🔥
SF Supporter
#20
1. if you could be the opposit sex for 1 week would you do it?

Sure, why not.

2. if you could go back in time and tell your 13 yo self things about your future would you?

Probably. It might not be a good idea, but neither was not knowing.

3. if aliens told you that they could clone you so you'll be 13 again and perfect and all you would have to do is live in a zoo on their planet, but you'd live forever, would you do it?

Wow, that's an imaginative question lol. No, I'm good, thanks. :P

4. do you think of cars and trucks 50 years old or more a beautiful works of art or some old piece of junk that should be put out of its misery.

I like some, but not all.

5. if you had the choice to go int space in a generational ship would you go.

Fuck yes. That would be cool as hell.
 

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