Jim's Cafe wed 19/07

[Sunspots]

Okey dokey, I've made you a virgin island iced tea instead

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[Sunspots]

Gotta love Sheriff Fatman

A few years ago I joined Slimming World and it was a weekly joke for Nick to take the piss out of me for going. One week, I was standing in the queue waiting to stand on the scales of shame when from the depths of my handbag came the chant of "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!"...

He had changed my ringtone and waited until I was there

 

[SinisterKid]

If the Boss lady sees me drinking that, she will have my head on a platter, so sadly, I must decline.

Please folks, do read the small print when it comes to employees and beverages of the warm variety, which strictly forbids us to partake in the drinking of anything that his Lordship the Earl of Grey would disapprove of. Its clearly stated in section 6 clause 10 subsection c.

Standards have certainly slipped during my hiatus, I shall be having words with the proprietors, in the meantime, please do not try to tempt me to break the vow I took when accepting my position here, its just not cricket.

 

[Ash600]

Gotta love Sheriff Fatman

A few years ago I joined Slimming World and it was a weekly joke for Nick to take the piss out of me for going. One week, I was standing in the queue waiting to stand on the scales of shame when from the depths of my handbag came the chant of "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!"...

He had changed my ringtone and waited until I was there

Lu, if you liked that song, then check out Absolute Radio on Saturday evenings. From 6pm it's the Indie disco, followed by at 8pm, the 80's rock party....

 

[Ash600]

If the Boss lady sees me drinking that, she will have my head on a platter, so sadly, I must decline.

Please folks, do read the small print when it comes to employees and beverages of the warm variety, which strictly forbids us to partake in the drinking of anything that his Lordship the Earl of Grey would disapprove of. Its clearly stated in section 6 clause 10 subsection c.

Standards have certainly slipped during my hiatus, I shall be having words with the proprietors, in the meantime, please do not try to tempt me to break the vow I took when accepting my position here, its just not cricket.

Yes, I think the standards around here fell drastically the moment I was allowed in here

 

[SinisterKid]

Its what happens whenever they allow soft southern shandy drinkers through the door. I did warn them, but did they listen, oh no, what does a cave dweller know of these matters?

 

[Ash600]

Its what happens whenever they allow soft southern shandy drinkers through the door. I did warn them, but did they listen, oh no, what does a cave dweller know of these matters?

:cool:

 

[SinisterKid]

The lady above says there is a island of virgins, is this true? Maybe I could teach them how to make real tea instead of that iced nonsense

 

[Innocent Forever]

The only missing thing is

sorry, could only make one to go round and share, as took so long to make this one.

 

[SinisterKid]

You mean that is actually edible? I thought it played bass in the muppets band.......doh! :p

 

[Baywasp]

I know y'all are drinking liquor but I've got some beer you have to try... at least if you like IPAs. This is my favorite beer ever. I tried it in San Francisco but can't find it out here. Race 5 IPA from Bear Republic! I am not the biggest drinker (mostly just socially) and I thought it tasted so amazing.

 

[Inya]

I bought an interesting drink yesterday, I'm willing to share View attachment 2856

 

[Acy]

When I don't drink alcohol, I drink this...it's full-bodied, the color of a good red wine, and is very tangy.