Jim's Cafe Wed 25th April 2018

[Ash600]

Well I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read this! Geez! You're talking about getting the folks here pregnant now?! Good thing you weren't in the hostel with... (the people who were there)...!

When I said "knocked up" I was referring to the assembly of a delicately balanced hydroxyl- carbon bound drink.

 

[Baywasp]

Just curious as to what everyone does for work if you'd like to share.. I kind of gathered from reading the thread that ash600 is a pharmacist but curious as to what everyone else does. Personally I'm a jewelry artist so I hammer metal all day (which usually can be good stress relief).

I'm just a student right now, but I want to be a social science researcher!

I've been trying to work on my homework that's due Friday, but I'm getting distracted by a lot of things running through my head.

 

[Ash600]

@Blu Nicole I work in a men's max security mental health prison. I'm a glorified babysitter.

Hope you don't have to change their nappies

 

[Walker]

When I said "knocked up" I was referring to the assembly of a delicately balanced hydroxyl- carbon bound drink.

Mhm.. sure you were. I can read context. You've really broken outta your shell! Haha
I'm just giving you shit eh bud. You're trying to drug me to sleep (or quiet at least) after all.

 

[Walker]

Hope you don't have to change their nappies

*sigh* Well - there are "nappies" (freaking Brits!) to be changed on occasion but I've got a unique situation you know? I don't change them. I blaze away & let the other guys do it. It's a time I'm happy to not be "average" haha

 

[Walker]

... I did get to see them eat the poo though.
Or paint with it.
Use it as body paint.
Throw it on others.
Ok, somebody stop me.

 

[Ash600]

... I did get to see them eat the poo though.
Or paint with it.
Use it as body paint.
Throw it on others.
Ok, somebody stop me.

Yeah lets stop this before things get really messy.....

 

[Walker]

Yeah lets stop this before things get really messy.....

Well bring some meds to stop that.

 

[Walker]

Oh lord, someone come tell us your job so this thread doesn't die on the vine with two 12 year olds talking about poo jokes lol

 

[Sunspots]

Just curious as to what everyone does for work if you'd like to share.. I kind of gathered from reading the thread that ash600 is a pharmacist but curious as to what everyone else does. Personally I'm a jewelry artist so I hammer metal all day (which usually can be good stress relief).

I run a group of after school and breakfast clubs in our local area. Luckily I don't actually work IN the clubs as I tend to scare small children so I just concentrate on scaring the staff and parents

 

[Walker]

@Daíthí @Muzzy @Evangeline @BulbaBulbasaur28 @Reaver Come help us kick this thread back into gear. What do you do for work? Or fun!
You lucked out @Lulabelle I was just about to tag you.

 

[Sunspots]

... I did get to see them eat the poo though.
Or paint with it.
Use it as body paint.
Throw it on others.
Ok, somebody stop me.

We have some children in our clubs that do that. One used to wrap up their poo in a paper towel and then give it to the staff and tell them it was a present :eek::p

 

[Walker]

We have some children in our clubs that do that. One used to wrap up their poo in a paper towel and then give it to the staff and tell them it was a present :eek::p

Thats grounds for a beating there! LOL
And now we're back to talking crap! Literally.

 

[Blu Nicole]

@Blu Nicole I work in a men's max security mental health prison. I'm a glorified babysitter.

Oh wow!

 

[Ash600]

Thats grounds for a beating there! LOL
And now we're back to talking crap! Literally.

What goes around, eventually comes around.

It's known as bad karma

 

[Blu Nicole]

I'm just a student right now, but I want to be a social science researcher!

I've been trying to work on my homework that's due Friday, but I'm getting distracted by a lot of things running through my head.

Good luck with your studies! I'm quite distracted myself right now so I know what you're dealing with. I need to be working but it's very slow go today!

 

[Blu Nicole]

I run a group of after school and breakfast clubs in our local area. Luckily I don't actually work IN the clubs as I tend to scare small children so I just concentrate on scaring the staff and parents

Ha.. I doubt you scare them too bad!

 

[shania]

Happy Wednesday! Thank you for the invitations @Karmitkurmit and @Innocent Forever - I really appreciate you thinking of me!

 

[Lotus]

What do I do for a living? I'm that lowest of all lifeforms... A lawyer! :P

 

[Ash600]

What do I do for a living? I'm that lowest of all lifeforms... A lawyer! :p

No bud, politicians are much lower :p