Jim's Cafe - Wednesday, ooops - Tuesday

[Innocent Forever]

We are Wednesday today? Oh gosh, gotta change the title, I think we're actually Tuesday.
Sorry for opening late. I lost the keys and had to sneak @Freya 's before she noticed. (don't worry, I returned them safely before she saw. I hope.)
Tired today and should do some exercise. Hope to do the hoop for 10 minutes as haven't done exercise in a long time. Finished work a little early which was fun. And hope to get permission off work for a couple of days (have to find a substitute) so that can book tickets to go away for a couple of weeks.
Come say hi (and help open the cafe if you so desire) @walkerbait95 @Anttmel @Petal @Kira75 @Becky2016 @Lonely85 @BumbleBee @Ania @Ash600 @Emerald Gemstone Blogger @Emerald Hyperion @dtc @Polly Anne @JacsMom @nico_justnico @crumbum @Obsonet @east_coast_mel @Fudgewobble @A guy with feelings @HappilyEverAfter @DrownedFishOnFire @Sunday16 @Anon420 @Sabrina39 @shadowrider @Solace @heyrsunrise @Lulabelle @Angel368 @NoneKnowNothingness @drnancy @drinty @Inastorm @Somebody Else @Acy @Kiwi2016 @charley spring @HumanExMachina @Witty_Sarcasm @Zambee123 @julia bose @Forever unappreciated @Wiltingone @JDot @Clair @Annette @SinisterKid
As the subtitle says: Our warm, friendly cafe is the perfect place to get to know people. Drop in and say hello, tell a joke, share a song or let us know how your day is going. We can't wait to get to know you!

View attachment 3846 - this is for @PhoenixLady

 

[PhoenixLady]

I loved it thanks with inno

 

[Inastorm]

Thanks for the invite innocent, I wasn't sure what to bring, I only have one muffin in the house, but I think it might be big enough to go around, only problem is, I might need a lift home.

 

[drinty]

Hello lovelys, thanks for the invite,yes it's been a tiring old day so I'm just gonna doze in the corner if that's ok. My kiddy is baking cupcakes so I'll pass them round in a while

 

[Becky2017]

I am sick of being tagged into jims cafe I don't even know who jim is maybe you should change it to 'Becky's bar' instead! Lol.

 

[Ash600]

Thanks for the invite @Innocent Forever

 

[Ash600]

I am sick of being tagged into jims cafe I don't even know who jim is maybe you should change it to 'Becky's bar' instead! Lol.

As long as I'm not barred :confused:

 

[Becky2017]

No ash you're with me behind the bar hun.

 

[Ash600]

No ash you're with me behind the bar hun.

But then we'll be serving ourselves and not anyone else

Actually, maybe not a bad idea........?

 

[Badger]

Thanks for the invite @Innocent Forever. Today has been a long day at work so it's great to relax amongst friends with some good conversation.

 

[NoneKnowNothingness]

...I think we're actually Tuesday.
Sorry for opening [email protected] in and say hello...let us know how your day is going.

Thanks for the little mention. Off to The Next Doctor in what is becoming a cycle of physicians and therapists. I'm not ready to start aging; it's too expensive for one thing. A cheery day to all.

 

[Ania]

thank you for the invite innocent, im not sure what to say about my day except ugh

 

[Sunspots]

Thanks for the invite @Innocent Forever..

Today has been 'interesting' so it's nice to sit with friends and enjoy a coffee (or tequila )

I don't have much in here I can bring but I've got a good line going of contraband disinfectant floor wipes that I've smuggled in :p

 

[Emerald Hyperion]

*slowly opens the door to the cafè and casually walks inside, carrying a big box*

OH. MY. GOD. DID EMERALD HYPERION WALK THROUGH THE DOOR TO JIM'S CAFE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? DID HE ACTUALLY MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE CAFE WITHOUT ANY ACCIDENTS, WITHOUT GETTING LOST, WITHOUT GETTING KIDNAPPED, WITHOUT GETTING KILLED, AND WITHOUT CAUSING A MASSIVE DISTURBANCE? WHAT WIZARDRY IS THIS?!?!?!

*slowly smiles* I rode my bike this time. JUST FOR TODAY, FOLKS, JUST FOR TODAY. Next time I'm taking the train.

Sup, everyone?! Thank you Miss @Innocent Forever for the invite as always! To make up for my lack of ingenuity for today's cafè meet up, I brought everyone a large pizza. (Well, that's only if you love pizza).

You're probably looking up at me and you're thinking: WTF? No toppings? No pepperoni? WTF is this?! Don't worry, I got you covered.

Now you're probably STILL looking up at me and you're thinking: Dude, (CENSORED) this pepperoni (CENSORED), WHAT. ABOUT. US. JALAPENO. PEOPLE?! I got you covered, fam. (Didn't mean to really say that, I hate the term "fam", I don't even know what the hell it even means.)

Okay. You're still not happy. You're still glaring at me angrily, and you're saying to me "Dude - this isn't what I ordered. Cheese, pepperoni, jalapeno, that's fine and all for THOSE people that eat those toppings... BUT WHERE'S MY DAMN BLACK OLIVES? Oh, hush up, hush puppy!

I.
GOT.
YOU.
COVERED.

Okay. You don't like ANY of those pizza toppings. Now you're about to say one last thing. Buffalo Wings?

*solemnly nods back at you* Buffalo Wings.

Wow, I can't believe for once I made it to a meet-up without having an accident... its unreal, really! Almost inhuman! Well guys, I'm gonna mosey outta here, I have to see an alien about a scheduled abduction for next week.

*just as I open the door to leave, I accidentally slip on a dropped buffalo wing on the floor and end up stumbling forward into the rushing traffic outside*

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT--------------CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*a steering wheel crashes through the window, a tire rolls into the cafè room, multiple car horns are blasting everywhere, several people are cursing out loud, and a shrieking cat is heard in the distance* *A 574 car pile-up is seen directly outside the building*

(I'm not okay.)

 

[Claire_from_Canada]

**grabs the first aid kit for EH**

Dammit, someone call 9-1-1 about the pileup! Thankfully there don't seem to be many injured people

**invites the uninjured folks in for a drink and some warm blankets while the First Responders clear the road**

 

[Innocent Forever]

Gosh, I'm laughing Thank you

 

[Emerald Hyperion]

**grabs the first aid kit for EH**

Dammit, someone call 9-1-1 about the pileup! Thankfully there don't seem to be many injured people

Mel, you came to my rescue again - I thought I was going to end up spending the week in the hospital after being run over by at least 272 cars in a row. You might want to bring the second-aid and third-aid kit also - there's barely enough bandages to cover all my wounds as it is! @_@

Gosh, I'm laughing Thank you

Once again, mission accomplished! You're welcome!

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

I thought I was going to end up spending the week in the hospital after being run over by at least 272 cars in a row.

Luckily you avoided the 273rd car, that's the one that puts me in the hospital, every time.

 

[Emerald Hyperion]

Machina, you've hit the nail right on the head - next time either of us get involved in a car pile up, let's team up and get the license plate of Car #273 - I think that specific driver is out for blood...

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

Machina, you've hit the nail right on the head - next time either of us get involved in a car pile up, let's team up and get the license plate of Car #273 - I think that specific driver is out for blood...

By, God, you're right! Now that I think of it, I always hear maniacal laughter as it speeds away:eek: