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[Atreides]

Do you ever wonder how much you could’ve accomplished in life if you didn’t overthink everything?



I think about it all the time

 

[DowntheRabbitHole]

 

[Atreides]

I called the tinnitus hotline today.



No one answered, it just kept ringing!

 

[DowntheRabbitHole]

 

[Atreides]

A mother walks up to her only son and says "John, am I a bad mother?"



And her son says "My name is Paul!"

 

[DowntheRabbitHole]

 

[Atreides]

The doctor said, sadly, "Your dad is pronounced dead."



I said, "Wow, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time."

 

[RCee]

Devil: This is the lake of lava you will spend eternity in.



me: Actually, since we are underground, this would be magma.
Devil: you understand this is why you're here?

😂😂😂😂

 

[ClassicsFan]

 

[DowntheRabbitHole]

 

[DowntheRabbitHole]

 

[ClassicsFan]

 

[Atreides]

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up



Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

 

[IRE1992]

What i think will happen if I grab lunch:

 

[Atreides]

What i think will happen if I grab lunch:

I love Mitchell and Webb. They're so funny. Have you ever seen the movie Magicians?

 

[Atreides]

Dave Grohl went to the Olive Garden



He got a plate full of parmesan because they promised not to stop when he said "when".

 

[ClassicsFan]

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Finished the Office recently (again) now im just rewatching funny moments. Youtube keeps recommending. But I'm not complaining 😂

 

[ClassicsFan]

 

[CrashBandicoot]

That dinner party episode though 🤣
Its so awkward yet funny