Life hacks & tips

Discussion in 'School, Uni and Starting Out' started by Brittless, Aug 23, 2017.

  1. Brittless

    Brittless Well-Known Member

    I wanted to try something... and please tell me if this is the wrong place to put the thread or is an unwanted one.

    As a young adult, transitioning from the teen/school phase to adulthood and adult responsibilities, I've had to learn a lot on my own. No one has been there to teach me these things. Don't misunderstand me, life is a learning experience but I thought a simple thread about simple life hacks and tips might be useful for those transitioning into adulthood with little help.

    It's not going to be life altering but it will keep those little pesty nuisances at bay. The ones that build up fast and ruin your day..

    So if you have any useful tips or life hacks that you've learned please feel free to post... it would look something like this.

    p.s. they can be silly too :p

    -Microwave instructions always lie. Get to learn your microwave/appliances sometimes have their own character :p--- inspired by the pizza I just burned.

    - If you get an auto related ticket for something you think you didn't do and you can't pay the outrageous fee attached to it, you can fight it in court and will most likely win, especially if a first time offense. (This is in the U.S.)
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  2. Ash600

    Ash600 SF Creative SF Supporter

    Keep cake moist by eating it all in one sitting.

    Avoid wasting time by brushing your teeth......add toothpaste to your food instead.

    If your butter is too cold to spread, use a cheese grater.
  3. walkerbait95

    walkerbait95 SF Social Media Forum Pro SF Supporter

    These aren't useful tips per se but rather little things I've picked up along the way. I feel like I could list a hundred.

    *There is always someone else after that break up. Seriously. You won't be thinking of him/her in 20 years.
    *Use a condom every time
    *Don't do anything you don't want on the cover of tomorrow's newspaper OR sent to your mother by video/text
    *Just because you can doesn't mean you should
    *Wash your freaking hands
    *Call your parents. They're the only ones you get and unless they were really rotten to you then give then a ring. You'll regret not doing it one day.
    *Learn to cook. Not just pasta but an actual meal
    *Skip the credit cards
    *Realize that you're not alone and every emotion or thought you've ever had has already been shared by someone else. You're not a snowflake. If you're lonely then so is someone else. If you're scared then so is someone else. If you're upset... you get it. Find someone to either share that emotion with or offset it.
    *Self confidence is way hotter than anything external. Your hair, your shoes, your pudgy belly - people will notice that stuff but self confidence will get your further than those things. Fake it til you make it.
    *Material possessions aren't everything. Junk things you haven't touched in year. You'll feel lighter.
    *Procrastination kills. Those weeds outside? Next week they'll be worse and take longer to pull. That noise the car is making? Next month the car will be dead in the driveway and you'll wish you'd taken it in sooner. Don't put off what needs to be done for it only becomes a larger issue later.
    *Read books. Lots of them.
    *Travel any time you are given the option
    *People are much more than ethnicity or orientation or gender or class.
    *Find a job where you can love what you do AND make money. Picking only one option will leave you out in the cold.

    I could go on forever. I'm old and gained a lot of bullshit in life.
  4. Brittless

    Brittless Well-Known Member

    Suddenly, I'm beginning to think this is in Miss Trunchbull's guide to Life.

    Post as much as you like, whenever it strikes your fancy
  5. Brittless

    Brittless Well-Known Member

    My tip today...

    Don't stare at yourself in the mirror for too long, you begin to disocciate from your body and see the person in the mirror as someone else. Or try it and find out...

    8 glasses of water is only recommended a day for people within the healthy weight range. if you weigh more, drink more. There are apps to help you calculate how much...Apparently 75% of America is dehydrated.
  6. walkerbait95

    walkerbait95 SF Social Media Forum Pro SF Supporter

    I hear this as "ounces per half your body weight" these days. So 150lbs you drink 75 ounces of water per day.
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  7. HumanExMachina

    HumanExMachina What a wonderful world...

    Here's one I just figured out a minute ago: When the batteries in the remote run out, it IS possible to actually get up off the couch and manually adjust the volume!
  8. A guy with feelings

    A guy with feelings SF=Safe Friends

    If it doesn't move but it should, WD40.
    If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape.

    The deeper you are asleep, the harder the cat will claw your face.

    The drill sergeant was actually smarter than you gave him credit for at the time. It's just harder to get a point across 4 letters at a time. Try to remember that.

    Don't go back and change your answers on the test unless you are absolutely certain. Your first instinct was probably right.

    It's 5:00 somewhere. Jimmy Buffett is a genius. Today WILL end no matter how bad it is right now.

    Diapers and politicians should both be changed often... And for the same reason. VOTE!

    Guys: Stand a little closer
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2017
  9. HumanExMachina

    HumanExMachina What a wonderful world...

    Uh...I was with you all the way till that last part. You aren't by any chance positioning a 16 ton weight, are you? (moves away from the other guys, looks up nervously)
  10. walkerbait95

    walkerbait95 SF Social Media Forum Pro SF Supporter's shorter than you think it is for fucks sake.
  11. Brittless

    Brittless Well-Known Member


    "Surround yourself with people of intelligence and integrity."

    This is what my fortune cookie revealed today.. which is rather sneaky, considering IF I do surround myself with these people then it has affected my fortune and future, thereby "predicting" it accurately.

    Anyway enough of that. I am passing my "fortune" onto you guys.

    Fluff up a flattened pillow by putting it out in the sun for an hour.
  12. Brittless

    Brittless Well-Known Member

    Oo. Here's a good one.

    If you learned a word on the internet and have never heard it spoken, look up the pronunciation on Google before speaking it...

    I learned facade through chatting and pronounced it like fakayde the first time I spoke it. *Blush

    Or you could ask someone if you're not shy like me..
  13. Jonathan R.

    Jonathan R. Well-Known Member

    Never tell people ghost stories anytime outside of Halloween or round a campfire.
    Star Wars though cool doesn't need to be on your resume. Sorry you don't know 3 million forms of communication.
    On loans pay on them, try with the most expensive ones first.
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