strictly for male members pt2

Discussion in 'Positive Feelings and Motivational Messages' started by victor, Dec 17, 2010.

  1. victor

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  2. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    bloodhound gang for life, i need to listen to the chasey lane song it has been a while :D
     
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  3. victor

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    Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."

    The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

    The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."

    :lol!::lol!::lol!:
     
  4. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    LOL!

    so jokes it is huh :unsure:

    A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

    Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?"

    "Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
     
  5. victor

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    lmfao marvellous:):):) :irony:
     
  6. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    you didnt like flyingdutchmens joke :( how dare you hold that irony shield !
     
  7. victor

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    lol i did like it indeed:D
     
  8. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    victor is confusing flyingdutchmen :(
     
  9. victor

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    flyingduchman rules :D