Ask a random question and get a random answer

[Marshmallow]

Because the snow is in bed

Why do flowers smell?

 

[Jess]

because :whip: okay?!


why do phones ring?

 

[GhostOfYou]

because people are rude and insencitive (sp)

why are we here?

 

[Jess]

because chicken noodle soup is so tastey on cold winter days



why do birds fly?

 

[SilentCry]

because they hate to walk... :rolleyes:

Why is it always black or white (thought prossess some people have).

 

[Syd]

My name is Sergeant Anthony Page. My name is Sergeant Anthony Page. My name is Sergeant Anthony Page. My name is Sergeant Anthony Page. My name is Sergeant Anthony Page. My name is Sergeant Anthony Page. My name is Sergeant Anthony Page. My name is Sergeant Anthony Page. My name is Sergeant Anthony Page.


How did you escape?

 

[gentlelady]

by running through the wall.

Is there really a pole at the north pole?

 

[Syd]

Nope, they're mainly in Poland.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[GhostOfYou]

he wouldnt.

who's god? (heh heh let's see who comes up with a good one for this...)

 

[Syd]

Everyone is!

What noise annoys an oyster?

 

[gentlelady]

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Why is a hole empty?

 

[Syd]

Why is a hole empty?

Because the hole doesn't want others to think it's too full of itself.

Do you have any grey poupon?

 

[thedeafmusician]

No, because my computer isnt demented for once.

Why am I hungry?

 

[gentlelady]

Because the man in the moon ate all the cheese.

Why am I so cold?

 

[BrokenPieces]

because the window no longer wants to work anymore!!! LoL just being silly...

why are there wierd tiny people looking at me???

 

[gentlelady]

Because leprachauns run wild everywhere.

Why does winter come?

 

[Syd]

Om... omujay. Omujay, omujay, omujay, omujay. *deep breath* Omujay.

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away, or do you have to throw half a dozen to make the man retreat from your front porch?

 

[thedeafmusician]

Apples are the fruit of poison... lol

Why does my bed squeak?

 

[afton]

Because 1+1 = 2

Would you eat a balut?

 

[gentlelady]

Only if the cherries don't have pits.

Can a bird fly to the moon?