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Does boob size *really* matter?

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helena

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:ohmy:...here I am , with my small B's almost rolling allover the floor laughing :laugh:
I think there's nothing wrong with this thread and your reply StarFish, I also have been thinking about replying,thing is there's nothing special or any anecdotes about my size just "small talk" :laugh:....some low tone isn't bad, it can be very relaxing :D
I would love to be able to lick my nipple :shy: :laugh:
:hug:
helena
 
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kindtosnails

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StarFish said:
Okay all you gents, now Listen to Auntie StarFish:

The trouble with big boobs (and trust me I have had many years of experience with DD's) is that although when you're young they bounce and are very impressive and all the guys bow and grovel in, yes, cringing adoration of your knockers, when you get older they sag and end up looking like a couple of old socks with other socks stuffed into the ends but nothing in the middle.

Also bra shopping approaches something like mission impossible. I find myself asking the slim teenager hovering bored outside of the dresssing room, "Do you have any with steel re-inforced underwire?"

Then there's the double cleavage dilema, where your bra is too small and your boobs bulg out of the top so you get a kind of double cleavage.

Jumping is not advized because they fall with a pronounced slap against your middle.

I have even been known to hit myself in the face with one boob when I turned over quickly in my sleep. Yes, gents, they swing. Try being woken up by a slap by a boob.

Okay...now I've lowered the tone of this thread even further I shall depart now having dispensed my earth shattering wisdom on the subject. You may all commence the thread.

*Waves hand like the queen as she departs to trumpet fanfare in a fancy carriage.*

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:laugh: that made me laugh out loud...flatmates may think im slightly weird now..well ok they did already:tongue: hmm so this was my first visit to this thread, and being as innocent as i am :rolleyes: im shocked :ohmy: yet amused :laugh:

can i depart in a fancy carriage too..pwease? :tongue:
 
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LetItGo

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#83
#83
helena said:
:ohmy:...here I am , with my small B's almost rolling allover the floor laughing :laugh:
I think there's nothing wrong with this thread and your reply StarFish, I also have been thinking about replying,thing is there's nothing special or any anecdotes about my size just "small talk" :laugh:....some low tone isn't bad, it can be very relaxing :D
I would love to be able to lick my nipple :shy: :laugh:
:hug:
helena
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:yikes: :drool:
 
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StarFish

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#85
Thanks everybody for being so nice:smile:

However I decline to comment on anything boob or nipple related on the grounds that I'll probably embarass myself again.:smile:

Oh yeah...and anybody can share my fancy carriage if you want to. I also have a cyber palace too...want to come over anybody? :cool: Swiming pool, tikki hut fully stocked with cold beverages, pool loungers, petting zoo and donkey riding park. Oh, and a giant chocolate fountain to either swin in or in which to dip strawberries. :welcome: :confetti: :cheer: :party:

Admission: free, because you're all so lovely. HUGZ for everyone.:grouphug:
 
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Ze'ev-Hayalim

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is there a dog park?

on the matter of 'boobs' and being animus..... :rolleyes:

depends on who you ask.... I think boobs is overgrown fat tissue

like my father said to my mother: I dont like the boobs on your chest, i like the boobs in your mind..... :blink:
 
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~CazzaAngel~

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helena said:
:ohmy:...here I am , with my small B's almost rolling allover the floor laughing :laugh:
I think there's nothing wrong with this thread and your reply StarFish, I also have been thinking about replying,thing is there's nothing special or any anecdotes about my size just "small talk" :laugh:....some low tone isn't bad, it can be very relaxing :D
I would love to be able to lick my nipple :shy: :laugh:
:hug:
helena
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Helena lolololol :hysterica


...(I could infact lick mine, but not goin' there lol)
 
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twilightki

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It all depends on what the guy likes. Some guys really like boobs, I'm not one of them. Nice boobs are only a plus. I'm an ass guy. A girl could be completely flat chested, and I wouldn't mind as long as they have a decent ass. Then again, when it comes down to it, this is just the physical aspect. When it comes to love, It wouldn't matter what their boobs or ass looks like. It's gone when you're old, and it's gone when you venture into the astral world. Spending your whole life worrying about your looks is a waste of such a beautiful experience life is.
 
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immure

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#93
still gonna buy me some fine boobs.
cause i still call bullshit
not on the size part but definately on the shape.
lets see
na i won t i was gonna state some of the names guys use for boob shapes.
 
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scared_child

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#94
One who listens.. said:
And frankly, boobs bigger then my head frighten me.
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lol! I literally burst out laughing when i read that! :biggrin: And, I agree, if someone has boobs that are bigger than my head, it scares the crap outta me! And, did you know that there is this study thing that shows that women with bigger boobs don't get as much sexual sensation.
 
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chaos in heaven

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#96
if a guy doesnt like you because you have small boobs,then that guy doesnt deserve you. as a guy i can say that size means nothing to me. i hope this really helps you. the girl i am interested in now is nearly flat chested and it doesnt bother me at all. Good luck and i hope this will help you realize that if a guy is only interested in size then he is an unworthy pig.
 
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~Nobody~

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Songie said:
And, did you know that there is this study thing that shows that women with bigger boobs don't get as much sexual sensation.
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That's true. Sensation in their breasts at least. Doesn't make any difference elsewhere though! :-P Women with larger breasts have less sensitivity there because we all have the same number of nerve endings in our breasts, so if our breasts are larger the nerve endings are more spread out.

We women also have the same number of nerve endings in our clitorises as you guys do in your penises. So the same logic applies. Mwa-ha-ha! :-D

All the people who feel insecure about their breasts, don't let anyone make you feel bad about your figure. As I think this thread proves, there'll be some guy/girl out there who thinks your breasts are absolutely perfect, no matter what they look like! And whilst breasts are rather lovely, the size/shape/whatever really doesn't matter if you love the person they're attached to :).

I used to be very insecure about the look of my 32G breasts. I felt they looked really stupid because I'm slim, though I have curvy hips, and I also hated the unwelcome attantion from leering idiots everywhere I go. Now though, I love my hourglass figure, and I've learnt to ignore the leering idiots (I have such a wonderful array of comebacks now. Life skills people!!).

As it happens, I believe I will have a breast reduction when I'm older, but not because of the look of them, just because I get back ache!
 
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LetItGo

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#98
As long ive got something to how shall we say, in a very australian way:

"Wrap my laughing gear around"

Im happy.

lol I bet nobody gets what I mean by that.
 
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