From the film Withnail and I. Littered with memorable quotes, here's a short selection:
“BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW.”
“I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.”
"All right, this is the plan. We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning"
"There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this f***ing mountainside! "
"We've gone on holiday by mistake"