This ain’t just hold the mayo
But maybe grab a donut and tea or coffee. Something to go along with what happens on the phone when they put you on hold...
THE Qs:
(pick one question to answer or two or three or more to your liking, or make up your own.
• who writes that “on hold” music?
• and who is/are the artists that play it?
• do you love that music?
• was recorded to make you hang up in disgust? ...or do they play your favorite tune?
• “we’re glad you called”. are they really glad?
• do they really value your call like they say / is your call really important to them?
OK, now hold the mayo, I wanna hold your hand, hold the pickles,
what do you hold dear? Just some more things to consider....
are you waiting with bated breath? ...
• Whats the longest you have ever been on hold?
• Have you ever been disconnected immediately at the moment they finally picked up after an excessively long hold?
Being on hold has been the status quo for me since last November. I don’t think a live person has ever picked up a phone call of mine immediately.
But this brings me to therapy, I seem to be forever on hold in that respect. My therapist struggles and is saving my life, but I need more help and trying to find that is just a forever wait. what I need is not available. are you having a better experience?
• Does it ever seem like a “no help available” situation? If so, what do you to smile and keep holding on. I do have my own course of action and it seems to keep me going even with a few smiles of my own. Happy to share mine. Hoping everyone can find a way...
and what do you hold dear? What is really important?
How about some smiles. Seems like a good day for a cup of hot beverage and something tasty and happy thoughts to HOLD on to....
🌞🌞🌞
But maybe grab a donut and tea or coffee. Something to go along with what happens on the phone when they put you on hold...
THE Qs:
(pick one question to answer or two or three or more to your liking, or make up your own.
• who writes that “on hold” music?
• and who is/are the artists that play it?
• do you love that music?
• was recorded to make you hang up in disgust? ...or do they play your favorite tune?
• “we’re glad you called”. are they really glad?
• do they really value your call like they say / is your call really important to them?
OK, now hold the mayo, I wanna hold your hand, hold the pickles,
what do you hold dear? Just some more things to consider....
are you waiting with bated breath? ...
• Whats the longest you have ever been on hold?
• Have you ever been disconnected immediately at the moment they finally picked up after an excessively long hold?
Being on hold has been the status quo for me since last November. I don’t think a live person has ever picked up a phone call of mine immediately.
But this brings me to therapy, I seem to be forever on hold in that respect. My therapist struggles and is saving my life, but I need more help and trying to find that is just a forever wait. what I need is not available. are you having a better experience?
• Does it ever seem like a “no help available” situation? If so, what do you to smile and keep holding on. I do have my own course of action and it seems to keep me going even with a few smiles of my own. Happy to share mine. Hoping everyone can find a way...
and what do you hold dear? What is really important?
How about some smiles. Seems like a good day for a cup of hot beverage and something tasty and happy thoughts to HOLD on to....
🌞🌞🌞