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Jim's Cafe - Saturday Sep 2

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Sunday16

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I've hijacked the keys from @Innocent Forever in order to celebrate my favorite food day of the year. It's "International Bacon Day" in the U.S. Everyone from around the world is welcome to celebrate. Sorry my vegetarian and vegan friends, you are welcome too, but bacon is king today!

@Kira75 @walkerbait95 @shania @DrownedFishOnFire @baywasp @Clair @Petal please help invite members of our beautiful community.

Here's a gorgeous BLT to kick off the Cafe. Have a wonderful day!

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Kiwi2016

๐Ÿฆฉ Now a flamingo, not a kiwi ๐Ÿฆฉ
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Emerald Hyperion

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*rides into the cafe riding a big ass pig, and gets off of it, then opens a nearby oven*

(Not a pig with a big ass, I meant a big ass pig. I was a former Muslim, so I realize this seems kinda not right. Not to mention incredibly awkward.)

International Bacon Day, eh? I haven't had any bacon in YEARS. In fact I haven't had any since about 1998, I think, and it was turkey bacon! Anyway, I'm sorry I'm late to the party. I had go to my aunt's house along with my mom because my parents had a nasty fight. So I hadn't logged in since the weekend. Thank you for mentioning me, @DrownedFishOnFire.

Here's a bacon flavored football. I know as much about football as the answer as to why I don't have multiple wives at my age by now.



*kicks the pig I rode in on into the flaming hot oven and quickly shuts (I almost typed "shits") the door, and hears its squealing*

Don't worry, guys, he was gonna end up on someone's grill at some point anyway - might as well make it OUR grill. And you can't get bacon from a cow, now can you? (Or maybe you can, I don't know. I stopped eating red meat a long time ago, got tired of asking Allah to bless my hamburgers on Friday nights).
 

Emerald Hyperion

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Epic bacon + Epic football + Epic Post = One Epic Weekend, @walkerbait95!

Damn, all this bacon talk is making me extremely hungry, and there's nothing in my fridge. Gonna have to borrow a few strips of that tasty looking chocolate covered bacon of yours. X_X
 
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