Jim's Cafe - Saturday Sep 2

[Walker]

I'm pretty hungry too, actually. I don't know where YOU are but it's after midnight here and the Gremlins told me not to eat. I work nights so I don't listen to them. What's absent from my lunch box? Bacon. Better luck to you!

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

*kicks the pig I rode in on into the flaming hot oven and quickly shuts (I almost typed "shits") the door, and hears its squealing*

How horrific, this why I like my bacon in a nice, quiet, horror free package on a shelf in a supermarket playing elevator music over the PA.

Damn, all this bacon talk is making me extremely hungry

Me too! I'm going to hop, hobble and swivel my way to the kitchen right now.