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Jim's Cafe - Sunday, November 15th

thorns_all_over

Green Thumb
Staff Alumni
#1
Jingling with keys... Which one, which one... Okay, that's the one! Unlocking locks on front door!
Three times a charm, glad I didn't lose an arm!
(Meaning I opened Jim's Cafe three days in a row, yay!)
Well! Here we go!

Good Morning, Everyone!

Have a nice day and live it up as if it were your last, just don't forget that it isn't actually your last.
So don't spend all your money and energy at once!!!

Today I'll let you make your coffee yourself! Just do NOT burn the Cafe down!

Something to get you cold-blooded vipers going (LOL):

 
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Legate Lanius

Try not to kill yourself 2020 challenge.
#2
Today we offer riddles, questions and jokes along with black coffee and sleep deprivation.

Start your stress-free, sleep-free night/day by taking a look at these memes I found online:








I have some riddles that I made up right now, I hope I don't forget the answers. Guess and then I'll reveal answers later. Guess away!

R1. Who gets lost on purpose?
R2. Why did the driver bring a pair of scissors into the car after oversleeping?
R3. Why did the costumer bring a deck of cards to the supermarket?
R4. What kind of salt makes you tired?
R5. Why did the computer technician buy hundreds of pairs of sunglasses?

Not very satisfied with those riddles, but I hope someone finds one or two at least somewhat challenging or entertaining. That took a while.

If riddles aren't your thing, or if they are, you can answer some or all of these:

Q1. What are some things you want to do when you get out of lock-down/quarantine? Sorry if this has been asked before.
Q2. Have you ever done mind-altering drugs (optional: tell us about the trip)?
Q3. If you could only eat/drink five food items for the rest of your life, which would they be?
Q4. If you had to steal someone's username or profile pic, who's would you choose?
Q5. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

Jokes (skip reading these, no cap, they are not funny and will make you feel bad):

J1. Why did the deaf judge give a lenient sentence? He didn't think that the defendant sounded like a bad guy.
J2. Why did the genius walk all over his dryer? It was solear powered.
J3. What did the cow earn after winning the farmer's trust? A no-bell prize.
J4. I just hope that my death makes more cents than my life.
 

KM76710

KM stands for Kangaroo Manager
SF Supporter
#10
Q1. What are some things you want to do when you get out of lock-down/quarantine? Sorry if this has been asked before.

I doubt it will ever happen and if it truly does it will be years and I normally rarely think beyond just today.

Q2. Have you ever done mind-altering drugs (optional: tell us about the trip)?

Yes, but not on purpose. This was the early/mid 1970s when I may have been 10 or so. My brothers was spray painting something in the house and with it being Winter everything was closed up and away on a trip I went. LOL. I think that may be why other than under a prescription I don't drugs or ever cared to try although I did try pot, it merely made me sleepy.

Q3. If you could only eat/drink five food items for the rest of your life, which would they be?

Cheeseburgers, chicken fried steak, Mexican food, venison squirrel rabbit and other game animals I hunt regularly lumped as a group, pork always.

Q4. If you had to steal someone's username or profile pic, who's would you choose?

Nobody for me, but stealing something another created would simply just be wrong.

Q5. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

Me, almost nothing.
 
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Legate Lanius

Try not to kill yourself 2020 challenge.
#12
Q3. If you could only eat/drink five food items for the rest of your life, which would they be?

Cheeseburgers, chicken fried steak, Mexican food, venison squirrel rabbit and other game animals I hunt regularly lumped as a group, pork always.
Haha! You forgot to choose something with a lot of water (coffee, milk, beer, water, sparkling water, tea, orange juice)! Rookie mistake. You are also extremely deficient in fiber. Mexican food is too broad of a category.
 

Inya

babaya gayolera
#13
Thank you @Legate Lanius for opening a very creative café and inviting me.*thumbsup I can't do riddles right now, have to get rid of this fog in my head lol.

1. What are some things you want to do when you get out of lock-down/quarantine? Sorry if this has been asked before.

First I’ll go home. And I mean very first thing. Then I hope I’ll be able to start satisfying my wanderlust again.

2. Have you ever done mind-altering drugs (optional: tell us about the trip)?
I do alcohol and cannabis. I doubt I’d ever try anything else because I need control.

3. If you could only eat/drink five food items for the rest of your life, which would they be?

Pizza, risotto or paella, capellini alla carbonara, wine, beer. Wait, I need salad too.

4. If you had to steal someone's username or profile pic, who's would you choose?
I wouldn’t. I don’t want someone else’s things.

5. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
Mostly enjoying it. But every now and then when I do something stupid I ask myself this question.
 

JMG

~ Crazy Cat Lady ~
#15
Hey tysm for tagging me @Legate Lanius & cool/fun cafe! :) I'll answer the q's now, not sure on those riddles except for #3 I think the answer is "so he could get a good deal" or something along those lines, just guessing though, never heard any of them before & too lazy to look up the answers on google lol. I will check back over the next day to see when you post the answers ;) Funny jokes too my fave is the no bell prize one ha :p

Q1. What are some things you want to do when you get out of lock-down/quarantine?
Nothing that I'm not already pretty much able to do. Sux that it stopped my sis from being able to come over yesterday though but will be seeing her in a couple weeks anyway.

Q2. Have you ever done mind-altering drugs (optional: tell us about the trip)?
No. Kinda curious but don't like the idea of messing with my brain, it needs all the help it can get so the more cells it can hold onto the better imo lol.

Q3. If you could only eat/drink five food items for the rest of your life, which would they be?
Hmm, hard one but ok if there were no weight gain consequences then I'd just pick things I really do love the most which are chocolate, cookies, samosas, pasta and root beer. The healthier list would be carrots, potatoes, oatmeal (have it every day for breakfast anyway), shrimp and water.

Q4. If you had to steal someone's username or profile pic, who's would you choose?
None (sorry). I made mine animated cos it's too hard for me to pick only 1 fave pic :p

Q5. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
Trying to survive it, do no intentional harm to others, show sincere love, support and encouragement as much as I can and just hopefully improve myself and other people's lives in some way. Never been a terribly ambitious person (understatement) but I'm ok with that. Hoping to at least get to see some more cool places in the US and maybe some other countries too in my lifetime, that would be really great :)
 

Legate Lanius

Try not to kill yourself 2020 challenge.
#16
too lazy to look up the answers on google lol.
I don't think you can look those up since I came up with them myself. But I might have tricked myself and actually sort of half-remembered some of them. Same with the no-bell prize, felt like I came up with it but it's a well-known joke.
 

Witty⭐️Sarcasm ⭐️

§ Eclectic nutbag ©
SF Supporter
#18
I'm kinda braindead for riddles right now. No, my brain is literally lacking oxygen, as I almost passed out a few times. But I can answer the questions.

Q1. What are some things you want to do when you get out of lock-down/quarantine? Sorry if this has been asked before.
Maybe travel and get out more.

Q2. Have you ever done mind-altering drugs (optional: tell us about the trip)?
No because alcohol and pot didn't give me any trips. Not sure if I would want to do anything stronger than that.

Q3. If you could only eat/drink five food items for the rest of your life, which would they be?
Burgers, chicken, water, coffee, chocolate.

Q4. If you had to steal someone's username or profile pic, who's would you choose?
MisterBGone has a great avatar, because I picked it. lol

Q5. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
Good question, I don't even know what I'm doing with mine.
 

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