Not very good at these but I'll try LEgate.
Who gets lost on purpose? Purpruful porpoise (hate myself 😫) how bout time traveler
R2. Why did the driver bring a pair of scissors into the car after oversleeping?
Cut loose and drive 55
R3. Why did the costumer bring a deck of cards to the supermarket?
To go fish for the best deal
R4. What kind of salt makes you tired?
The one on the margarita rim glass the next day
R5. Why did the computer technician buy hundreds of pairs of sunglasses?
🧐
Not very satisfied with those riddles, but I hope someone finds one or two at least somewhat challenging or entertaining. That took a while
They really are! That brain 😄
If riddles aren't your thing, or if they are, you can answer some or all of these:
Q1. What are some things you want to do when you get out of lock-down/quarantine? Sorry if this has been asked befor
No, its hope. Go away with girlfriends or handsome loving boyfriend or myself, ha. See new things. Sit on beach without mask, drink a daquerie. Collect shells, build a sand castle
Q2. Have you ever done mind-altering drugs (optional: tell us about the trip)? Freebasing most major drug. Seeing rivers, people distorted. We partied very young and hard.
Q3. If you could only eat/drink five food items for the rest of your life, which would they be?
Spaghetti
(This is a pretty serios question)
Fish
Cranberry juice
Chocolate Pudding
Salad
Q4. If you had to steal someone's username or profile pic, who's would you choose?
@Dark111 my alter ego.
Q5. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
I went through some shit. Shake my head now I really just dont care.