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Jim's Cafe - Towel Day 2021

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MosesY

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#23
Thanks for a great cafe @Dante , and the tag

So, without further ado, the tables:

Towel Table
The table to discuss that most essential piece of Hitch-Hiker's kit.
1) Do YOU know where your towel is?
My towel is hanging in the closet drying after my morning shower.
2) What kind of towel do you use?
It is large, green (my favorite color) terry cloth towel.
3) Either describe or share with us a photo of your towel.
Described above.
4) What is the most creative use you have put your towel to?
I have not been creative with my towel; the only thing I have used it for is drying myself. If I was to get creative with a towel, I would use my other towel that is the same as the first.
5) If money was no object, what is your dream towel?
My towel now is perfect, I want nothing else

Hitch Hiker's Guide Table
A table for the discussion of that most wholly remarkable franchise, spanning Radio, Books, TV, Merchandise, Stage appearances and more (But we dont mention the film).
1) Are you a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide?
Yes but it has been years since I read it. I was not a fan of the movie, I thought it was terrible.
2) What is your favourite adaptation of the story? (Radio, Book, TV...)
Book
3) Are you personally celebrating Towel Day today?
I guess I am now
4) When was the last time you enjoyed The Hitchhiker's Guide in any format?
Probably 25 years ago
5) What is your favourite quote/scene/moment from the franchise?
42

Adventure Table
All intergalactic Hitchhiker's have gained a story or two of great adventures, tell us yours.
1) Where is the furthest and wildest place you have been?
Would have to be Isle Royale. I spent a week there backpacking, my first backpacking trip, I spent months preparing for it and it went very well. If I fell and broke a leg there I would be lucky to get out alive. My friend and I could sometimes hear the wolves howling at night.
2) Have you ever ACTUALLY hitch-hiked?
Yes, a few times in Northern Michigan I would take my canoe miles down river and then hitch a ride back to my car. I always had good luck with it there, I would always carry my fishing rod with me so people were more open to pick up a fishermen, less likely a serial killer. People there were very friendly, always made conversation about the river and fishing, their lives in this remote area. This was on the Manistee or Little Manistee or AuSable rivers.
3) What survival gadget did you find the most useful when roaming the world or the wilds?
A water filter is an absolute must have, you can get very sick without one.
4) What is your best adventure story?
Dad and I took his boat to the Manistee river salmon fishing. After spending the day on the water we stopped at a small diner in Wellston, a tiny little gathering of houses, a bait shop, one gas station, and two restaurants. Dad talks to the server the whole meal and she politely listens to him and is friendly. He leaves her a $1 tip, standard for him; the tip is $1. I left her a $5 bill and dad saw it. We went out to the van and got in and he just sat there quiet for like a whole minute. Finally he turned and looked at me and said "Did you leave her a $5 tip?" He has passed away now years ago but I will never forget that.
5) Where are you planning to go next, tell us about it.
I would like to spend a weekend this summer with my friend camping on the AuSable river in one of the state forest campgrounds where all they have is a pump to get fresh water and a pit toilet.

The Bar
All good Hitch-hikers find themselves in a bar more often than not, so come in, take a load off, get your towel cleaned and say Hi.
1) Say Hi
Hello fellow Hitchhikers.
2) Say something else.
Coors Light and Black Velvet whiskey at the bar today.
 

Innocent Forever

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And here's me saying a big hello to all you sentient life-forms out there! I hope you hoopy froods know where your towel is because today my friends, is TOWEL DAY!!
Today is the day we celebrate Douglas Adams, the writer and creator, of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the most wholly remarkable, certainly the most successful book ever to come out of the great publishing cooperation of Ursa Minor.

To really delve into the importance of Towel Day, what better way is there than to consult the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, which has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words Don’t Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.”

The Guide has this to say on the subject of Towels:
A towel is about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitch-Hiker can carry. For one thing it has great practical value.
You can wrap it around you for warmth on the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; sunbathe on in on the marble beaches of Santraginus V; huddle beneath it for protection from the Arcturan mega-gnats as you sleep beneath the stars of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it around your head to avoid the gaze of the ravenous bug-blatter beast of Traal, which is such a mind bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you cant see it, it cant see you; and even dry yourself of with it if it still seems clean enough.

So, without further ado, the tables:

Towel Table
The table to discuss that most essential piece of Hitch-Hiker's kit.
1) Do YOU know where your towel is?
2) What kind of towel do you use?
3) Either describe or share with us a photo of your towel.
4) What is the most creative use you have put your towel to?
5) If money was no object, what is your dream towel?

Hitch Hiker's Guide Table
A table for the discussion of that most wholly remarkable franchise, spanning Radio, Books, TV, Merchandise, Stage appearances and more (But we dont mention the film).
1) Are you a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide?
2) What is your favourite adaptation of the story? (Radio, Book, TV...)
3) Are you personally celebrating Towel Day today?
4) When was the last time you enjoyed The Hitchhiker's Guide in any format?
5) What is your favourite quote/scene/moment from the franchise?

Adventure Table
All intergalactic Hitchhiker's have gained a story or two of great adventures, tell us yours.
1) Where is the furthest and wildest place you have been?
2) Have you ever ACTUALLY hitch-hiked?
3) What survival gadget did you find the most useful when roaming the world or the wilds?
4) What is your best adventure story?
5) Where are you planning to go next, tell us about it.

The Bar
All good Hitch-hikers find themselves in a bar more often than not, so come in, take a load off, get your towel cleaned and say Hi.
1) Say Hi
2) Say something else.

The Recruitment Table
No one ever responds to this table, the poor staff of this table have grown despondent and would like to pass on this message:
"We dont care if you get back to us, we are all off Hitch-Hiking anyway, but if you DO feel like doing a Cafe, it doesnt need to be big, or special, or unique, it just has to be a space for everyone to gather.... everyone but us... we are long gone."

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@Harrow @Auri @Dinolaur @bubblebear @arbitrarybarry @1964dodge @Dycorp @HappyKitty
Loved reading through this! It was fun. Thank you ♡

I almost bought a dolphin towel in Portugal but decided it wasn't pretty enough.

Happy day....

@Ash600 @TIWIADIFI @Kira @Sunspots @sinking_ship @Lonely85 @Freya @Walker @Gonz @Nick

I know. I can't believe I'm posting either. 20210523_181056.jpg
 

Holding my breath

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#26
Hi all, Absolutely brilliant opening Dante. Used to love hitch hikers guide, brings back many memories.

Questions:


Towel Table
The table to discuss that most essential piece of Hitch-Hiker's kit.
1) Do YOU know where your towel is?
I have a number, either in the bathroom, over the radiator drying or in the wiring cupboard.
2) What kind of towel do you use?
All mine are plain and boring but must be bath sheet size.
3) Either describe or share with us a photo of your towel.
The bigger the better and usually dark in colour, blue or burgundy.
4) What is the most creative use you have put your towel to?
Wrap up a rabbit so it’s claws wouldn’t scratch.
5) If money was no object, what is your dream towel?
Just something soft but that also dries. What is the point of a towel that doesn’t dry you??

Hitch Hiker's Guide Table
A table for the discussion of that most wholly remarkable franchise, spanning Radio, Books, TV, Merchandise, Stage appearances and more (But we dont mention the film).
1) Are you a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide?
Used to be. Still refer to it sometimes.
2) What is your favourite adaptation of the story? (Radio, Book, TV...)
Tv probably, then boom.
3) Are you personally celebrating Towel Day today?
Ahhh, no! 🤣
4) When was the last time you enjoyed The Hitchhiker's Guide in any format?
TV years ago.
5) What is your favourite quote/scene/moment from the franchise?
Got to be the ‘Ultimate question of life, the universe and everything’. 7.5 million years for Deep Thought to come up with the number 42!

Take care everyone, hope you all have a comfortable day and stay safe. *grouphug2Xx
 

cymbele

SF Supporter
#29
If only it said “So long and thanks for all the fish” on it.
One time I worked at a company where we designed chips- the black things in your cell phone that makes it work. We got sold and had to find new offices. As we were packing some one posted a sign: “so long and thanks for all the chips “. Believe it or not I was one of the few that recognized the phrase despite my apathetic view of the series.
 

Sunspots

To Wish Impossible Things
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#30
Thanks for the tags @Dante and @Innocent Forever :)

Love the theme!

Towel Table
The table to discuss that most essential piece of Hitch-Hiker's kit.
1) Do YOU know where your towel is?
In the shower room, drying.
2) What kind of towel do you use?
Egyptian cotton bath sheet, always plain white. I don't like my towels too thick and fluffy as they don't seem to dry you as easily.
3) Either describe or share with us a photo of your towel.
See above
4) What is the most creative use you have put your towel to?
Catching an injured chicken.
5) If money was no object, what is your dream towel?
The ones I already have are perfect.

Hitch Hiker's Guide Table
A table for the discussion of that most wholly remarkable franchise, spanning Radio, Books, TV, Merchandise, Stage appearances and more (But we dont mention the film).
1) Are you a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide?
I loved it as a kid, haven't read it for years though. Possibly need to rectify that.
2) What is your favourite adaptation of the story? (Radio, Book, TV...)
TV
3) Are you personally celebrating Towel Day today?
I've just used one if that counts as celebrating.
4) When was the last time you enjoyed The Hitchhiker's Guide in any format?
Probably around 30 years ago.
5) What is your favourite quote/scene/moment from the franchise?
Don't panic.

Adventure Table
All intergalactic Hitchhiker's have gained a story or two of great adventures, tell us yours.
1) Where is the furthest and wildest place you have been?
Either Svalbard (northernmost permanently inhabited place) or Borneo.
2) Have you ever ACTUALLY hitch-hiked?
All the time when I was a teenager. Mum would give me my bus fare to school but I'd hitch and spend the money on cigarettes.
3) What survival gadget did you find the most useful when roaming the world or the wilds?
A torch
4) What is your best adventure story?
Dog sledding in Svalbard. Falling off, breaking my nose and watching my dogs racing off into the distance not realising I was no longer in control. Luckily the guide eventually realised I was no longer with them and came back to find me.
5) Where are you planning to go next, tell us about it.
I'd love to go back to Svalbard in the spring when the sun finally appears again but there's still snow on the ground so we can still travel around - there's no roads.
 

Ash600

Of dust and shadows
SF Creative
SF Supporter
#33
Towel Table
The table to discuss that most essential piece of Hitch-Hiker's kit.
1) Do YOU know where your towel is?
Yes I do

2) What kind of towel do you use?
One that works

3) Either describe or share with us a photo of your towel.
Rectangular shape, made out of Egyptian cotton

4) What is the most creative use you have put your towel to?
Hand to hand combat with a banana wielding widebeest in the Serengeti.

5) If money was no object, what is your dream towel?
One which can cook and fix me exotic cocktails.

Hitch Hiker's Guide Table
A table for the discussion of that most wholly remarkable franchise, spanning Radio, Books, TV, Merchandise, Stage appearances and more (But we dont mention the film).
1) Are you a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide?
Certainly am. Watched it as a kid and loved it. Douglas Adams was a legend.

2) What is your favourite adaptation of the story? (Radio, Book, TV...)
TV would slightly edge it, as that's how I first encountered it. Though the books would follow a damn close second.

3) Are you personally celebrating Towel Day today?
Yes. I'm celebrating by allowing my babel fish to stretch out and have a picnic whilst sitting on it.

4) When was the last time you enjoyed The Hitchhiker's Guide in any format?
In hindsight, too damn long a time.

5) What is your favourite quote/scene/moment from the franchise?

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. "
 

johnDoen

Outsider in the Realm of Lost and Found
#34
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And here's me saying a big hello to all you sentient life-forms out there! I hope you hoopy froods know where your towel is because today my friends, is TOWEL DAY!!
Today is the day we celebrate Douglas Adams, the writer and creator, of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the most wholly remarkable, certainly the most successful book ever to come out of the great publishing cooperation of Ursa Minor.

To really delve into the importance of Towel Day, what better way is there than to consult the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, which has already supplanted the great Encyclopaedia Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and secondly it has the words Don’t Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.”

The Guide has this to say on the subject of Towels:
A towel is about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitch-Hiker can carry. For one thing it has great practical value.
You can wrap it around you for warmth on the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; sunbathe on in on the marble beaches of Santraginus V; huddle beneath it for protection from the Arcturan mega-gnats as you sleep beneath the stars of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it around your head to avoid the gaze of the ravenous bug-blatter beast of Traal, which is such a mind bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you cant see it, it cant see you; and even dry yourself of with it if it still seems clean enough.

So, without further ado, the tables:

Towel Table
The table to discuss that most essential piece of Hitch-Hiker's kit.
1) Do YOU know where your towel is?
2) What kind of towel do you use?
3) Either describe or share with us a photo of your towel.
4) What is the most creative use you have put your towel to?
5) If money was no object, what is your dream towel?

Hitch Hiker's Guide Table
A table for the discussion of that most wholly remarkable franchise, spanning Radio, Books, TV, Merchandise, Stage appearances and more (But we dont mention the film).
1) Are you a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide?
2) What is your favourite adaptation of the story? (Radio, Book, TV...)
3) Are you personally celebrating Towel Day today?
4) When was the last time you enjoyed The Hitchhiker's Guide in any format?
5) What is your favourite quote/scene/moment from the franchise?

Adventure Table
All intergalactic Hitchhiker's have gained a story or two of great adventures, tell us yours.
1) Where is the furthest and wildest place you have been?
2) Have you ever ACTUALLY hitch-hiked?
3) What survival gadget did you find the most useful when roaming the world or the wilds?
4) What is your best adventure story?
5) Where are you planning to go next, tell us about it.

The Bar
All good Hitch-hikers find themselves in a bar more often than not, so come in, take a load off, get your towel cleaned and say Hi.
1) Say Hi
2) Say something else.

The Recruitment Table
No one ever responds to this table, the poor staff of this table have grown despondent and would like to pass on this message:
"We dont care if you get back to us, we are all off Hitch-Hiking anyway, but if you DO feel like doing a Cafe, it doesnt need to be big, or special, or unique, it just has to be a space for everyone to gather.... everyone but us... we are long gone."
I feel frustrated at how hard it is to work, as if underlying migraines and suicidal thoughts are not enough, like a weak internet connection and small talks.

Tauwal Table
Do YOU know where your towel is? - Yes, it's in my shower.
What kind of towel do you use? - A large white one, as large as 3/4 of my height.
Either describe or share with us a photo of your towel. - It's made by a local factory, without any sort of brand.
What is the most creative use you have put your towel to?
- Cover my head with it, stand naked in the turned-off shower and sigh.

If money was no object, what is your dream towel?
- I don't think about towel that much, except touching them in supermarkets. I'd want to know what it's like to touch a woolen towel, of sheep or alpacas

Hitch Hiker's Guide Table
Are you a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide? - No.
What is your favourite adaptation of the story? (Radio, Book, TV...) - None
Are you personally celebrating Towel Day today? - No
When was the last time you enjoyed The Hitchhiker's Guide in any format? - Almost like never.
What is your favourite quote/scene/moment from the franchise? - Nothing.

The same with Star War franchise, this series is not popular in my country. I think I saw the title The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy somewhere.

Adventure Table
Where is the furthest and wildest place you have been? - A mountainous city in my country.
Have you ever ACTUALLY hitch-hiked? - No.
What survival gadget did you find the most useful when roaming the world or the wilds? - Knowledge, or a map and a compass
What is your best adventure story?
- I once went to my city's Museum of Arts out of boredom. It was a nice change of view. The focus of the museum seemed to be around modern era artworks, like during Vietnam War or so. A fun fact is that the museum used to be a mansion belonged to one of the riches man in my country during the French colonial era.

Where are you planning to go next, tell us about it.
- There is an outbreak of COVID in my city, I'm not allowed to travel anywhere further from the city.

I guess I can make another Jim's Cafe thread when I can feel a bit better.
 

Auri

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#35
Hi everyone. :) What beautiful towels you all have, I definitely feel like mine aren't funky enough now, I should invest in some new ones... *starsHope everyone has a wonderful week. Let's hug! *grouphug2

Towel Table
1) Do YOU know where your towel is?
I happen to have more than one, but yes, I keep them in three different places.

2) What kind of towel do you use?
Regular big rectangular towel. :p

3) Either describe or share with us a photo of your towel.
This one is my favourite (folded in 4). :D Not so much for the colour as because of its quality. It has a normal towel side, and a much softer one, and it doesn't seem to lose its quality. (Photo taken right after using it, so it doesn't look as glorious. :p)

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4) What is the most creative use you have put your towel to?
That is a secret.

5) If money was no object, what is your dream towel?
An extra-soft, black and glittery one that makes me sparkle after using it.

Adventure Table
1) Where is the furthest and wildest place you have been?
The middle of Laponia? Or some mountains. Or the Sahara desert.

2) Have you ever ACTUALLY hitch-hiked?
Yes, I remember once when I was 17, somewhere in Spain.

3) What survival gadget did you find the most useful when roaming the world or the wilds?
I can't come up with any gadget, I only carry the typical practical things.

4) What is your best adventure story?
Perhaps that hot Summer day when we ended up under this heavy rain and Alpine thunderstorm in Austria. Fun and scary at the same time. Great times.

5) Where are you planning to go next, tell us about it.
Not planning anything yet, but hopefully this Summer.
 
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Baywasp

I know the world turns and it will turn on me
SF Supporter
#36
Thanks for the tag @Dante Meant to respond earlier but it totally slipped my mind.

Towel Table
The table to discuss that most essential piece of Hitch-Hiker's kit.
1) Do YOU know where your towel is?
Yes, it's hung on the side of the hamper that holds my laundry bag.
2) What kind of towel do you use? Just a regular bath towel from Walmart or something.
3) Either describe or share with us a photo of your towel. My main towel is just yellow, then I also use a towel my roommate's gf took from a hotel for my hair because the red dye kinda bleeds a little. That one is plain white (with red hair dye stains)
4) What is the most creative use you have put your towel to? Nothing really special.
5) If money was no object, what is your dream towel? Probably something related to a favorite team.

Hitch Hiker's Guide Table
A table for the discussion of that most wholly remarkable franchise, spanning Radio, Books, TV, Merchandise, Stage appearances and more (But we dont mention the film).
1) Are you a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide?
yes!!!!!!!! I used to be totally obsessed. My sister made me a shirt when I was younger that said "Don't Panic!" and 42 on it, plus a patch with a picture of a robot. I don't have it anymore, but it was an awesome gift.
2) What is your favourite adaptation of the story? (Radio, Book, TV...) The book is the only one I've ever really bothered with, so far. I plan on looking up the others at some point. I've read all the books except And Another Thing... which is the one by Eoin Colfer, so I kinda don't count it. I feel like the series mostly decreased in quality over the course of the 5 actual Douglas Adams books to the point where I thought Mostly Harmless was pretty bad.
3) Are you personally celebrating Towel Day today? I always forget about it :/
4) When was the last time you enjoyed The Hitchhiker's Guide in any format?
Probably been a year or two.
5) What is your favourite quote/scene/moment from the franchise?
Most parts with Marvin. He's my favorite character.

Adventure Table
All intergalactic Hitchhiker's have gained a story or two of great adventures, tell us yours.
1) Where is the furthest and wildest place you have been?
The furthest I ever traveled was from San Francisco to Sweden (Gothenburg, Uddevalla, and Stockholm.) Wasn't particularly wild though.
2) Have you ever ACTUALLY hitch-hiked?
Not exactly. I never actually set out to hitchhike, but I have gotten offered rides from strangers a few times when I was walking 2 miles from the bus stop to the motel where I was living in the dark on a street with no sidewalks. Sometimes I accepted them. Was probably a bad idea, but the worst that ever happened was someone thinking I was a girl due to me having long hair at the time.
3) What survival gadget did you find the most useful when roaming the world or the wilds?
I mostly stay in cities, so laptops/cell phones have been very important.
4) What is your best adventure story?
Don't really have anything interesting to share.
5) Where are you planning to go next, tell us about it.
I don't really have any plans currently, but if/when my sister moves to Richmond, VA for work, I'd love to go visit her and discover the city.


My copy, that I stole from a bookstore (anyone remember physical bookstores? God I feel old) I used to work at years and years ago, on top of my towel.

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Zaphod’s name is misspelled on the spine and I kinda love that.
I used to have one similar to this that my grandma sent me for my birthday as a teenager. But I wasn't able to bring it with me when I moved to San Francisco because I had limited space in my bags. I currently just have a paperback copy of the first book.
 

Livelife

SF Supporter
#40
Missed this one.....not getting alerts when tagged....hmmm. Thanks for the tag @Dante.
I am a huge fan of towels...I have them everywhere for every utilitarian reason. Cleaning me, the dogs, the house, the car, the dishes and more ad nauseum.
I was not aware of this Guide....it made me think of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance for some reason.
I hitchhiked a lot in the 70's, across country once. And in foreign countries back then as well. Lots of stories around all that.
I want to go to Hawaii.....never been and would like to find out if it is a place to be able to live comfortably not being a millionaire.
 
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