Jim's cafe Tuesday 22nd September

[Auri]

Aw ty for saying that @Auri glad you noticed, liked them & said something about the fall pix!
So glad it's finally fall, was already done with summer within about a week of it starting lol :p

Aww girl! I've barely started enjoying Summer... I don't want it to stoooop yet

 

[MisterBGone]

I was in a funk yesterday until I watched The Shining. Then it scared the pis* outta me. The only problem I had then was I couldn’t sleep. Every little sound U heard sounded like psycho Jack Nicholson coming after me 😳

Great movie! It just keeps getting better each and every time you watch it!!! Especially over a substantial period of time—(I think I first watched it properly in like ‘99!) ;^) 😌 😊 👍

 

[MisterBGone]

How do you get those pictures to look so good 😊 as in vibrant & c & c?.? ;^) brilliant 🤩🥳😎🥰😍😘😇😊☺️😉🙃🙂😀😃😄😁😆✌️😻✌️👌✅👍☝️👍👌✅☮️✌️🥳😉😎👏😉👍☝💡📸🙏👋😂🤗🤗

 

[MisterBGone]

Not sure 🤔 what happens to the “?,” about lunches, but I like 👍 to eat pizza 🍕 da hut -(whenever I can!): personal pan, sausage, side of breadsticks; or garlic bread w/chz (a ‘royals👑 !’ W-)! oh, & a pepsi / since Dey don’t gotza da coksie! Fur muah 😗 😘 💋 onsie. . ; )

 

[MisterBGone]

Wffin autocurskncnfnfmcnmc.....,,,,!!?!?’cn nice 👍 never 👎 necessarily 🤯 new

 

[Przym]

 

[1964dodge]

thank you for opening the cafe @Champagne and inviting me @Kiwi2016 ...mike...

 

[Sevven]

These are kinda tricky....

Who do you sometimes compare yourself to? ...

This is dumb, but all the people who quit being my friends.

What's the most sensible thing you've ever heard someone say? ...

"They have all the dollars and no sense."

What gets you excited about life?

Traveling!

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

Everyone you meet does Not necessarily deserve a chance

Bonus question; What celebrity do you most admire and why??

I love the way Billy Collins writes... is he a celebrity? Celebrity itself is kind of a vapid concept. They don't seem like real people.

 

[SamIAm]

Great movie! It just keeps getting better each and every time you watch it!!! Especially over a substantial period of time—(I think I first watched it properly in like ‘99!) ;^) 😌 😊 👍

It’s a good thing you don’t know me because it would scare you how much Kevin and I gave in common! When I first started living alone a few months ago I booby trapped the house with alarms and other traps in case someone broke in and tried to kill me while I was sleeping. They would have gotten worse than those 2 idiots in Home Alone😉. My mother used to say the movie was about me! I’m just a weirdo I guess!

 

[SamIAm]

Great movie! It just keeps getting better each and every time you watch it!!! Especially over a substantial period of time—(I think I first watched it properly in like ‘99!) ;^) 😌 😊 👍

Sorry my spelling hasn’t been good all day!!!

 

[Sevven]

I compare myself to Kevin in Home Alone (seriously!) esp. after I’ve watched a scary movie

This is awesome!

To that mangy stray dog you used to see all over town when you were a kid, and then 20 years later, you're driving through the old neighborhood and you see him, and you're like, "I don't believe it! He's still alive!"

Made me laugh out loud, while also totally rooting for you!

@JMG I really love the black cat photo you posted! Are you doing anything for the equinox?

 

[SamIAm]

This is awesome!


Made me laugh out loud, while also totally rooting for you!

@JMG I really love the black cat photo you posted! Are you doing anything for the equinox?

Sleep over at my house and you are MORE than well protected. Nobody gonna break in my house while I’m sleeping .,.,,seriously!!! 😁

 

[Sevven]

Sleep over at my house and you are MORE than well protected. Nobody gonna break in my house while I’m sleeping .,.,,seriously!!! 😁

I wanna come over! Tell us about your traps! Honestly, as a kid I thought, "Whoa, I need a Kevin! I never would have thought of all this! "
(But I'm a traitor- I like HA3 with Alex cuz it just seemed more plausible. He's home sick, not accidentally abandoned. Lol)

 

[Champagne]

I tagged you in the cafe I posted yesterday, hope you got the notification

Hey @JMG I got the notification, thank you so much for it. Have a wonderful day today

 

[SamIAm]

I wanna come over! Tell us about your traps! Honestly, as a kid I thought, "Whoa, I need a Kevin! I never would have thought of all this! "
(But I'm a traitor- I like HA3 with Alex cuz it just seemed more plausible. He's home sick, not accidentally abandoned. Lol)

I wanna come over! Tell us about your traps! Honestly, as a kid I thought, "Whoa, I need a Kevin! I never would have thought of all this! "
(But I'm a traitor- I like HA3 with Alex cuz it just seemed more plausible. He's home sick, not accidentally abandoned. Lol)

You are more than welcome to come visit me!! You want to see my traps hahaha you would think I was deranged (well maybe I am). My housekeeper quit after a week hahaha😁 haha that was so funny!!!’ So my House May be a little dusty but it’s quite safe. The sensors on my doors and windows give off police sirens if the sensors are activated (which they are every night). You can probably hear them 10 miles away. If the windows or doors are opened from the outside once I’ve set my system for the night, the door to my safe room (which is right by my bed) opens automatically. Once in there I can activate a whole bunch of things to take place inside this house. My cameras let me see everything going on in the house. It’s beautiful! Only Kevin or Alex would appreciate it! One day my housekeeper came later than usual and surprised me by opening the door and my system was set for the night. She was not amused haha but she only got a taste. She wasn’t hurt thank God. You’d have to see it to appreciate it. Please call before you come hahaha

 

[SamIAm]

You are more than welcome to come visit me!! You want to see my traps hahaha you would think I was deranged (well maybe I am). My housekeeper quit after a week hahaha😁 haha that was so funny!!!’ So my House May be a little dusty but it’s quite safe. The sensors on my doors and windows give off police sirens if the sensors are activated (which they are every night). You can probably hear them 10 miles away. If the windows or doors are opened from the outside once I’ve set my system for the night, the door to my safe room (which is right by my bed) opens automatically. Once in there I can activate a whole bunch of things to take place inside this house. My cameras let me see everything going on in the house. It’s beautiful! Only Kevin or Alex would appreciate it! One day my housekeeper came later than usual and surprised me by opening the door and my system was set for the night. She was not amused haha but she only got a taste. She wasn’t hurt thank God. You’d have to see it to appreciate it. Please call before you come hahaha

Maybe I shouldn’t laugh so hard!!! One day you may be seeing me on the international news. Seriously I was scared when I started living alone . My imagination ran wild

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

You are more than welcome to come visit me!! You want to see my traps hahaha you would think I was deranged (well maybe I am). My housekeeper quit after a week hahaha😁 haha that was so funny!!!’ So my House May be a little dusty but it’s quite safe. The sensors on my doors and windows give off police sirens if the sensors are activated (which they are every night). You can probably hear them 10 miles away. If the windows or doors are opened from the outside once I’ve set my system for the night, the door to my safe room (which is right by my bed) opens automatically. Once in there I can activate a whole bunch of things to take place inside this house. My cameras let me see everything going on in the house. It’s beautiful! Only Kevin or Alex would appreciate it! One day my housekeeper came later than usual and surprised me by opening the door and my system was set for the night. She was not amused haha but she only got a taste. She wasn’t hurt thank God. You’d have to see it to appreciate it. Please call before you come hahaha

Remind me not to come over unannounced. haha

 

[SamIAm]

Remind me not to come over unannounced. haha

Maybe I shouldn’t laugh so hard!!! One day you may be seeing me on the international news. Seriously I was scared when I started living alone . My imagination ran wild

Hahaha you live in the Midwest You should come see it! It’d be okay for sure. You know the reason my housekeeper got exposed to tear gas (hahaha I know it’s not funny but it is. I think Walker would appreciate it) is because when the door opened to the safe room (it’s only open for 5 sec so you gotta hurry!) the lights in there were too dim to see the cameras. But I panicked and hit some buttons anyways. I had an electrician put a lot more lights in there since then. I’d be happy to give you a tour Witty Sarcasm and you you’re always welcome here. I hate when I sleep I hotels when I travel for work but at home I’m safe!!! You let me know when when you want to come see the house. It definitely would be cool!! My neighbor is doing his house the same way now. Btw what are you doing up so late?? Do you ever sleep???

 

[Baywasp]

My go-to lunch/dinner is stuff from Trader Joe's. It really varies.

• Who do you sometimes compare yourself to? ... People who I think "have it worse" than I do so I can invalidate my pain
• What's the most sensible thing you've ever heard someone say? ... idk
• What gets you excited about life? ... Watching my favorite teams and learning new things.
• What life lesson did you learn the hard way? Sometimes if you want to be a good and nice person you have to put in actual effort, and you too are capable of hurting people in unjustifiable ways. Just because you're hurting doesn't mean you should want to hurt others.

Bonus question; What celebrity do you most admire and why?? Son Heung-Min for his positive attitude and Harry Kane for just generally being a great and generous person.

Thanks for the tag @Champagne

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Hahaha you live in the Midwest You should come see it! It’d be okay for sure. You know the reason my housekeeper got exposed to tear gas (hahaha I know it’s not funny but it is. I think Walker would appreciate it) is because when the door opened to the safe room (it’s only open for 5 sec so you gotta hurry!) the lights in there were too dim to see the cameras. But I panicked and hit some buttons anyways. I had an electrician put a lot more lights in there since then. I’d be happy to give you a tour Witty Sarcasm and you you’re always welcome here. I hate when I sleep I hotels when I travel for work but at home I’m safe!!! You let me know when when you want to come see the house. It definitely would be cool!! My neighbor is doing his house the same way now. Btw what are you doing up so late?? Do you ever sleep???

That would be cool, just make sure I don't get sprayed with anything haha. And yeah I have trouble sleeping sometimes so I stay up. What about you?