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Jim's cafe Tuesday 23rd June 2020

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Champagne

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Welcome to the cafe,I hope you are all doing well, today is a tasty selection of foods from around the globe. Choose what you fancy :) Have a beautiful day and remember there will only be ever one of you, be kind to that one person - yourself 💖


A German breakfast. 1592880424858.png Italian breakfast 1592880458570.png Greek breakfast 1592880487314.png

Today we shall look at something a little different the funny and ridiculous laws in some places?

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Here's more; can only post 5 images per thread unfortunately.

You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday (Rhode Island)

You are not allowed to eat fried chicken any other way than using your hands (Gainesville, Georgia)

It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (Carrizozo, New Mexico)

Marriage between cousins is against the law only if they are younger than 65 (Utah)

It’s illegal to sell your eyeballs (Texas)

*rofl
So SF'ers what do you think of these laws, would you break them?

I hope the cafe makes you smile today, that is my aim. Feel free to chit chat about anything you want or share other weird cool, laws with us.
 
Witty_Sarcasm

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Lol yeah unshaven female...especially in winter months. Like they're gonna check my legs :P
The toothbrush one is dumb....I might need to actually brush my teeth.
Here are more stupid laws:

ARIZONA
It is illegal to promote the use of or own more than 6 dildos.​

FLORIDA
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.​
HAWAII
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.​
KANSAS
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.​
MICHIGAN
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.​
RHODE ISLAND
No person may bite off another’s limbs.​

VERMONT
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.​
 
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You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday (Rhode Island)
Crazy road Islander's

You are not allowed to eat fried chicken any other way than using your hands (Gainesville, Georgia)
I can agree with this one.

It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (Carrizozo, New Mexico)
Not a pleasant sight, but you can't make this law.

Marriage between cousins is against the law only if they are younger than 65 (Utah)
What does age have to do with it, it's still wrong.

It’s illegal to sell your eyeballs (Texas)
There my eyes I can sell them if I want to.
 
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Thanks @BlackOpium for opening and for the tag!

You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday (Rhode Island)
Rhode Island doesn’t have dentists, I presume.

You are not allowed to eat fried chicken any other way than using your hands (Gainesville, Georgia)
Okay. I’d go along with this one.

It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (Carrizozo, New Mexico)
Who’s checking? lol That’s kind of creepy.

Marriage between cousins is against the law only if they are younger than 65 (Utah)
Has this changed since a woman can now bear a child after menopause if she has the money and wherewithal to do so?

It’s illegal to sell your eyeballs (Texas)
Sure, works for me. I won’t sell my eyeballs in Texas. No worries.

Here are some more:

It’s illegal to ride a drunk cow in Scotland. (Happy cows’ milk makes good butter!)

Registering as “married” at a hotel in North Carolina makes you married in North Carolina.

In Wyoming, any public building must display artwork valued at 1% of the building’s costs, though not exceeding $100,000. (A sticky note sketch does not constitute art — artwork must be approved as art.)

You cannot die without a pre-purchased burial plot in part of France. (I don’t know how they could enforce this one. Punishment is easier: Gives new meaning to being sentenced to life.)

It’s illegal to hike naked in Switzerland.
(I wonder if it’s ok to yodel naked, though...?)

It’s illegal to climb a tree in Toronto (Canada). (But you can pay a fortune to do an edgewalk around the CN Tower’s “spaceship.” See pictures...)
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Citizen Insane

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Thanks for the tag @BlackOpium !
Woke up early because of a noise complaint upstairs somewhere, it's an assisted housing facility :P so things do happen from time to time... but it's a little past 6:00 am now. I was a bit in shock. *hiding

Debating getting up, instead of resting more, to get some grocery shopping done :) Can always nap later for an hour max.

So on-topic, I'll get myself a nice breakfast today - maybe something with smoked salmon would be nice, on a baguette with herb/garlic butter

Good day to y'all :)

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In Sonoma county Sonoma city California it is illegal to spit on the ground !and you will get fined! And it has happened! It all stems from gum chewing and littering. Also when nothing ever happens in a small town authority gets a tad restless ;) all facts tho!
 
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BlackOpium said:
Welcome to the cafe,I hope you are all doing well, today is a tasty selection of foods from around the globe. Choose what you fancy :) Have a beautiful day and remember there will only be ever one of you, be kind to that one person - yourself 💖


A German breakfast. View attachment 34563 Italian breakfast View attachment 34564 Greek breakfast View attachment 34565

Today we shall look at something a little different the funny and ridiculous laws in some places?

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Here's more; can only post 5 images per thread unfortunately.

You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday (Rhode Island)

You are not allowed to eat fried chicken any other way than using your hands (Gainesville, Georgia)

It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (Carrizozo, New Mexico)

Marriage between cousins is against the law only if they are younger than 65 (Utah)

It’s illegal to sell your eyeballs (Texas)

*rofl
So SF'ers what do you think of these laws, would you break them?

I hope the cafe makes you smile today, that is my aim. Feel free to chit chat about anything you want or share other weird cool, laws with us.
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Omg. The last just, ugh.....
Looking forward to reading this thread through.

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Dumb laws in the UK:
  1. All beached wales and sturgeons are property of the current monarch.
  2. It is illegal to import potatoes from Poland.
  3. It is illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances.
  4. It is illegal to be drunk in a pub.
  5. You must wear socks within 100 feet of the Queen.
  6. Putting a postage stamp with the Queen's face upside down is illegal.
  7. It's illegal to die in parliament.
  8. It is illegal to knock and run.
  9. It is illegal to dress up as a member of the military.
  10. It is illegal for a common pet to mate with any dog owned by the royal family.
  11. It is legal to shoot a Scottish person with a crossbow except for on Sundays, unless they have a weapon or are drunk then you can shoot them on Sunday but not with a bow and arrow.
  12. In Chester it is legal to shoot a Welsh person with a crossbow as long as it is within the city walls and it is done after midnight.
 
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KindaOtiose said:
Dumb laws in the UK:
  1. All beached wales and sturgeons are property of the current monarch.
  2. It is illegal to import potatoes from Poland.
  3. It is illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances.
  4. It is illegal to be drunk in a pub.
  5. You must wear socks within 100 feet of the Queen.
  6. Putting a postage stamp with the Queen's face upside down is illegal.
  7. It's illegal to die in parliament.
  8. It is illegal to knock and run.
  9. It is illegal to dress up as a member of the military.
  10. It is illegal for a common pet to mate with any dog owned by the royal family.
  11. It is legal to shoot a Scottish person with a crossbow except for on Sundays, unless they have a weapon or are drunk then you can shoot them on Sunday but not with a bow and arrow.
  12. In Chester it is legal to shoot a Welsh person with a crossbow as long as it is within the city walls and it is done after midnight.
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This has pretty much covered the strangest laws in the UK, so I'll just say: thanks for opening the cafe and happy Tuesday everyone!! *hug
 
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KindaOtiose said:
Dumb laws in the UK:
  1. All beached wales and sturgeons are property of the current monarch.
  2. It is illegal to import potatoes from Poland.
  3. It is illegal to handle a salmon in suspicious circumstances.
  4. It is illegal to be drunk in a pub.
  5. You must wear socks within 100 feet of the Queen.
  6. Putting a postage stamp with the Queen's face upside down is illegal.
  7. It's illegal to die in parliament.
  8. It is illegal to knock and run.
  9. It is illegal to dress up as a member of the military.
  10. It is illegal for a common pet to mate with any dog owned by the royal family.
  11. It is legal to shoot a Scottish person with a crossbow except for on Sundays, unless they have a weapon or are drunk then you can shoot them on Sunday but not with a bow and arrow.
  12. In Chester it is legal to shoot a Welsh person with a crossbow as long as it is within the city walls and it is done after midnight.
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Oh. I'm sure I've gone against the law......... I'm not sure how I feel about that. ('member I'm the one who discusses with the police I met in london what the different weapons they were wearing were - they had 3!! I've never seen 3 different things. If I hadn't been too scared I'd have washed them to properly show them to me).


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Morning or good afternoon SF friends.

Found these in Good Houskeeping magazine online. USA laws,

Alabama - illegal to drive blindfolded. (Well duh)

Colorado- illegal to keep a couch on your porch

Connecticut - a pickle must be able to bounce (derived over a fight from 2 farmers)

Indiana - no riding a horse over 10MPH (no fun for horse or rider *thumbsdown)

Kansas - tire screeching banned (sorry angry boyfriends)

Kentucky- cant marry same man 4×❤❤❤❤

Louisiana - illegal to send surprise pizza (that's no fun) 🍕🍕
 
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