Jim's Cafe - Wednesday, October 16, 2024 "dad jokes!"

[Angie]

Hey hey SF folks! I hope today finds you well.

Something light for today:

What's your favorite dad jokes? (you know those simple, but funny groaners}

 

[Lisa the Ferrociraptor]

Thanks for opening @Angie.

What's your favorite dad jokes?

Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

 

[Lisa the Ferrociraptor]

@1964dodge @MisterBGone @Witty_Sarcasm @seabird @LumberJack @AnHeroTransGirl @Aurelia @Auri @cymbele @JMG

 

[Lisa the Ferrociraptor]

@FFurry @AmberMarie @KM76710 @Kiwi2016 @Livelife @Ash600 @Baywasp @snails @Chargette @Lane

Please anyone else feel free to add more tags.

 

[Lane]

Thank you for opening and tagging me Angie & Lisa the Goatgirl.

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neak up on it.

 

[Lane]

@1Lefty @Road to Nowhere @Bergerac @mosaic hearts @AvidFan @Harrow @toomuchreality @Astrid78

 

[Lane]

Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

 

[Angie]

I'm already giggling lol

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

 

[LumberJack]

Dang. I am fairly effective at generating dad jokes in the moment, but not coming up with anything off the top of my head. I need a context against which to do my silly jokes. I will keep an eye out.

 

[Kiwi2016]

@Angie thanks for posting and @Lisa the Goatgirl thanks for the tag...alas don't have any silly Dad jokes as mine was more into Monty Python skits...used to be able to quote some of them...lol...

but will help with tagging @Bergerac @may71 @Baywasp @Ineluki @1964dodge @Acy @Ash600 @Witty_Sarcasm @seabird @Innocent Forever

 

[SillyOldBear]

What made the lobster blush?
He saw the salad dressing.

 

[Innocent Forever]

 

[Innocent Forever]

@seabird @pooky @Angel777 @AlopexAngel @AmberMarie @DowntheRabbitHole @LonelyHiker @DouglasW @RCee @Tor

 

[Bergerac]

A man says to his wife, “Grab your jacket I’m going to the pub.”

She asks, “Oh, are you taking me with you?”

“No, I’m turning the heating off.

 

[Innocent Forever]

@full @Citizen Insane @dtc @MisterBGone @Livelife @JMG @ChimeraMonster @AlexiMarie7 @Kai Nashi @Sunspots

 

[Innocent Forever]

Is this a dad joke?

 

[Bergerac]

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Is this a dad joke?

Yes, I should say so. Lol.

 

[Auri]

Sadly my humour is more sarcastic so I don’t know jokes, really… but I like hearing/reading them

I am on the train to London, officially moving there Now they know me… I can’t wait to see the hubby, and to start a new chapter of my life!

 

[Auri]

A man says to his wife, “Grab your jacket I’m going to the pub.”

She asks, “Oh, are you taking me with you?”

“No, I’m turning the heating off.

That is a reason for divorce.

@Dante knows.

 

[Auri]

Thanks for opening @Angie.


Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!

I love this one for some reason.