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Jim's Cafe - Wednesday, October 16, 2024 "dad jokes!"
- Thread starter Angie
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Thanks for the tag @Lisa the Goatgirl and @Kiwi2016
I don't tell jokes frequently but can enjoy them.
There's a silly joke I really liked for some reason when I was a kid, but nowadays it sounds a bit dated with technological advancements and terminology.
Why didn't the fly land on the computer? It didn't want to get stuck on the World Wide Web
We had an all-staff meeting at my work the other week, and the manager literally started the meeting off by reading a few dad jokes, which was mostly annoying in that context.
I don't tell jokes frequently but can enjoy them.
There's a silly joke I really liked for some reason when I was a kid, but nowadays it sounds a bit dated with technological advancements and terminology.
Why didn't the fly land on the computer? It didn't want to get stuck on the World Wide Web
We had an all-staff meeting at my work the other week, and the manager literally started the meeting off by reading a few dad jokes, which was mostly annoying in that context.
@Lisa the Goatgirl and @Innocent Forever and @Kiwi2016 Thank you for the mention and lol my apologies haha for the dad jokes, I tend toward the slightly gross and dark side of humor.
Sadly my humour is more sarcastic so I don’t know jokes, really… but I like hearing/reading them 
I am on the train to London, officially moving there
Now they know me… I can’t wait to see the hubby, and to start a new chapter of my life!
I am on the train to London, officially moving there
Now they know me… I can’t wait to see the hubby, and to start a new chapter of my life!
And just like that, today went from being decent to downright awesome. I'm so happy for the both of you.
Uh....That's ominous.
Thank you for opening @Angie
Thank you for the tags @Lisa the Goatgirl and @Innocent Forever
What did Dracula call his interior design book? Fang-shui.
Thank you for the tags @Lisa the Goatgirl and @Innocent Forever
What did Dracula call his interior design book? Fang-shui.
Just wanted to say thank you to Angie for opening this fun cafe, and also a special thank you to @Lisa the Goatgirl for tagging me 
Here’s some of those “dad jokes” I’ve heard over the years (first 2 I just remembered from when I was a kid, my sis and I had tons of those memorized, we loved them. I secretly still do lol) :p
and the last 2 I found online and thought they were cute. Don’t know if I have a “fave” one, there’s just lotsa them I like and think are funny :p
1. Why are cooks cruel?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
2. What is the best way to get on TV?
Sit on the set.
4. What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order?
Claw Enforcement.
4. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
Here’s some of those “dad jokes” I’ve heard over the years (first 2 I just remembered from when I was a kid, my sis and I had tons of those memorized, we loved them. I secretly still do lol) :p
and the last 2 I found online and thought they were cute. Don’t know if I have a “fave” one, there’s just lotsa them I like and think are funny :p1. Why are cooks cruel?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
2. What is the best way to get on TV?
Sit on the set.
4. What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order?
Claw Enforcement.
4. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
Oops sorry, kinda tired here lol but I also meant to say I LOVE all the fun jokes that people have posted here, so funny! :p
Edit: Oops omfg, also realized I messed up the numbers for the jokes. I put 4 twice, maybe no one noticed or cared anyway lol but just wanted to acknowledge that I know I messed it up. I meant to do it as “1 2 3 4” lol
Edit: Oops omfg, also realized I messed up the numbers for the jokes. I put 4 twice, maybe no one noticed or cared anyway lol but just wanted to acknowledge that I know I messed it up. I meant to do it as “1 2 3 4” lol
And just like that, today went from being decent to downright awesome. I'm so happy for the both of you.
Uh....That's ominous.
And yeah, I am extremely sensitive to the cold and heating is like oxygen for me. :p But he knows that and never fails to put it on when I'm around, very sweet. ♡ He's washed all the blankets before my arrival.
(yes we have a lot of them, haha)
Thanks for the tag @Innocent Forever , sorry I'm late.
Where do rainbows go when they get in trouble?
They go to prism...but it's only a light sentence...
Where do rainbows go when they get in trouble?
They go to prism...but it's only a light sentence...
Thank you for the tag @Lisa the Goatgirl
I can't remember all the jokes that were posted already, but here goes:
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
I can't remember all the jokes that were posted already, but here goes:
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
