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Gonz

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Of course he did. Humans can be killed off in a movie. But if you killed off a cat, that would upset people. lol
I love how Ridley Scott, director of one of the scariest, most brutal, most transgressive major movies of all time, about penis-monsters that tear people apart before mating with them, pondered the cat for a while and thought “No, better not, don’t want to upset people.”
 

Atreides

Staff Alumni
SF Supporter
I love how Ridley Scott, director of one of the scariest, most brutal, most transgressive major movies of all time, about penis-monsters that tear people apart before mating with them, pondered the cat for a while and thought “No, better not, don’t want to upset people.”
Now if ALF had been the alien, the movie might have ended differently. Cuz ALF likes to eat cats.
 

KM76710

Kangaroo Manager
SF Pro
SF Supporter
The Far Side always good for the hoots. One of my favorites.


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Every year with the Tourons(tourist morons) of national parks I do believe that image is prophetic. Fools wanting selfies with bear, bison, moose and there seems to be more each year that believe nature is a Disney movie with dancing bunnies and singing deer. LOL
 

seabird

meandering home
SF Supporter
Sounds like here when city folk see cat tails and we tell them those are corn dog sprouting. LOL Some believe it. :)
I have been told that my sense of humour is dry, and that I keep a neutral face when joking/lying.
I told my then future partner, who unlike me did not grow up in the mountains, that the clear blobs on the bark of the pine trees were as sweet as maple syrup, and could be eaten as candy. He believed me and tried some.
 

Gonz

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Sounds like here when city folk see cat tails and we tell them those are corn dog sprouting. LOL Some believe it. :)
I have been told that my sense of humour is dry, and that I keep a neutral face when joking/lying.
I told my then future partner, who unlike me did not grow up in the mountains, that the clear blobs on the bark of the pine trees were as sweet as maple syrup, and could be eaten as candy. He believed me and tried some.
Well forgive us for thinking the world is more magical than it really is. Some of us haven’t lost our sense of wonder yet.
 

Gonz

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It’s a the next day and I’m still mad. I swear to god, tempting people like that, you’re like the devil. You know nobody can resist the allure of free corn dogs, what do you think will happen.

When they realize, grown men weep on their way to Hot Dog on a Stick at the world that has been stolen from them.
 
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