American cities:
Santa Claus, Indiana and
Christmas, Florida
Pig,
Raccoon and
Hippo, Kentucky (I see a theme here)
Both
Chicken and
Beaver, Alaska
Dinosaur, Colorado
Pee Pee Township, Ohio
Noodles,
Oatmeal,
Scissors and
Cat Spring, Texas. They need to get with it with this naming their cities.
Beaver Dam and
Virgin, Utah (where else?)
Brilliant, Alabama (I sense it's not..)
Blue Ball, Delaware
Hell for Certain, Kentucky
Satan's Kingdom, Mass (um scary..)
Hell, Michigan (and Norway)
Cuckoo, Virginia
Boogertown, North Carolina and
Booger Hole, West Virginia
Big Beaver, Pennsylvania (Clearly we like to name cities after beavers here in the US)
Hooker, South Dakota
Idiotville, Oregon
Fertile, Iowa (don't drink the water here!)
Imalone – Wisconsin
Alone and
Friend, Michigan (maybe they should get together)
Intercourse – Pennsylvania
Gay, Georgia, Michigan and West Virginia (and Russia!)
Nameless, Tennessee
Elephant Butte, New Mexico and
Elephant Head, Arizona
Alabama, New York (don't catch the wrong flight!)
Bacon, Georgia.. which is apparently near
Coffee (Who wants breakfast?!)
Beaverlick and
Big Bone Lick, Kentucky (Look, I just report the places, guys...)
Boring - In Maryland, Tennessee AND Oregon
Ding Dong, Texas
Happy, Texas
Trump, Ohio
Earth, Texas
Nowhere and
No Name, Colorado
Stoner, Colorado
Here's a weird one too:
Halfway or
Half(dot)com, Oregon
If you thought that only the domain of a website could end in .com, you are wrong. A company made a temptress offer of $100.000, computers for public schools and other financial considerations if they changed the name of the town to Half(dot)com for a year (1990)
Found this lake name in Massachusetts:
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg (really?!)
England ended up having so many that I separated them at the end so here are
English towns:
England:
Dorking
England: Clitheroe (I prefer to break this one up into two words for max effect)
England: Penistone (thanks
@Cynic Goat )
England:
Christmas Pie
England:
Beer
England: Stone-cum-Ebony
England:
Bell End (lol I'm adding this to my list of favourite places)
England,
Bishop's Itchington
England
: Puddletown
The absurd amount of names of places with cock in the title in England.. I can't even name them all:
Cock Beck, Cockfosters, Cocking, Cock lakes, Cockshutt.. There are so many and I'm a 12 year old inside.
England:
Fingringhoe
England:
No Place
England:
Sandy Balls (not a town but come on you guys!)
England: Ugley
England,
England (hmm..creative)
International places:
Australia: Humpty Doo
Canada: Emo
Spain: Cuntis
Canada:
Come by Chance
Germany:
Amerika
Papua:
Anal Island
Turkey:
Batman
Greece:
Drama
Tasmania:
Eggs and Bacon Bay
Austria:
Fucking
Iran
: Shit
France:
Fussy
Jamaica
: Maggotty
France:
Germ
France:
Anus
Latvia:
Ogre
Hungary:
God
Belgium
: Silly
Australia:
Mistaken Island
Antarctica:
Nipple Peak
Burkina Faso:
Pissy
Nigeria,
Porno
Austria
: Rottenegg
Albania:
Puke
Ghana:
Tamale
Netherlands:
Rectum
Canada:
Snowflake
Ireland:
Swords
Wales:
Three cocks
Ireland: Tubbercurry
Columbia: Turbo
This is the longest name of a place (one word) - which is a hill in New Zealand:
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
This is an actual town though, in North Wales:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch You can learn to say the name of the place on Youtube if you were so inclined.
