But it's my imagination, I reserve the right to make-believe about it. And in this fictional universe, I'd try an issue or two out. If I like it, I might phone in and ask them if they're hiring.
*In the fantasy-setting in my mind, of course. Unfortunately, if this magazine really did come to exist, it probably wouldn't be as I imagine it being. I just know right-wingers and misogynists would flock to it. So it's likely better that it stays non-existent.