Hey there, how you doing today? I'd thought i'd take a little time here @ work to send you a little message...this is going to be my drunk, random, stupid story from saturday night...
So, this is what happened...
Saturday, Dec 29th, 2007
I ventured to my old home town to have a drink with a friend @ 2pm in the afternoon-1 Canadian beer down...
I had a poutine that day, that was about it. The day before, nothing to eat. I don't know what it is, the thought of eating kills me, it's not good!!! The thought of putting food in my mouth and having to chew and swallow...anyways
That night, my other friend wanted me to go to the bar with her, I agreed. Went to her friends place and I drank 3/4 of a 26 of vodka!! The last thing that i remember is someone saying "let's go to the bar". My friend who had been drinking, decided to drive my truck to the bar and she got a parking ticket on it, that i have to pay now(40$).
My friends told me that I was on the dance floor, falling over and couldn't even stand. They didn't want me to go outside cause they knew that i wasn't gonna be able to get back in. So here I am, drunk as fuck, i don't know where I am and I don't know what i'm doing...My friend tried catching me, my shoes flew off, i fell and then my friend tripped over my shoes and flew and fell. My other friend called the cops on me and she told me that I tried to run away from the cops. She said that I told the cops that I wanted to go to the hospital, how fucking stupid is that!!! I don't even know how I got home, how I ended up with this big blue jacket that's hanging in my kitchen...I could've gotten raped, murdered, mugged, or beat up and I had no control over it!! NONE!!!
My friend also told me that I was making out with this guy in the back seat of my truck!! WTF!!! You know you have to stop drinking when.... OMG!!! My friend told me that I had to pee, so I ran up someone's steps and proceeded to go to the bathroom. Everyone could see me too!!!
I don't even remember being in the bar!!! I lost my drivers liscence and ahhhhhhhh
I'm so fucking stupid, why the fuck would I get so fucking drunk that I can't remember going to the bar and making out with a GUY!! I don't know how I got home because the cops wouldn't just drive me home, they would put me in the drunk tank for sure!! I don't know what I was doing, I don't know what I was thinking. It was really really cold that night, I had a tshirt on, and I was crying!!!!!