Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog
. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, doctor every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy
• how long have you been getting these disney spells?
Doctor, doctor I can't help it, I just keep thinking I'm a moth
• you need a psychiatrist not a doctor
I know, but I was walking past and I saw your light was on..
Doctor doctor I can't help thinking I'm a goat
• how long have you felt like this?
Since I was a kid..
Doctor, doctor I feel like a sheep.
• oh that's very baaaaaaaad!
Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains
• pull yourselves together man