My pervy neighbor...which one, you may ask? The one who gets in trouble the most. He caught me being dropped off from work and told me that he had some medicine for my mom, which could mean a million things. In this case, it was actual medicine. :P He said he had knocked on our door the other day but no one answered, even though he could hear us. I was at work, my mom was home, but it's a free country and you can choose not to answer the door if you don't want to. Anyway, I told her he would be by in 5 minutes. I smiled as I saw him coming around as I brought the garbage out. This wasn't planned, it just worked out well. So when I got back, my mom told him it was my birthday. He asked how old I was, and I told him my real age. He assumed I was like 15 or 16, now he will hit on me all the time. So I tried to pawn the perv off on my mom, but she got me back....nice job, mother. :P But I have worked hard to become the wizard that I am today, so good luck trying to break that, dude :P