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[Human Ex Machinae]

I have so many tabs open right now that I need to hire a temp secretary to help me manage them. Typing and filing skills and great legs not required.
(is there even such a thing as typing and filing these days? Damn, Im oldo_O)

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

It's bad because I don't care how much people know about me, but if I don't know much about them in return, it makes me feel like I'm being stupid for opening up so much.

 

[Walker]

Typing and filing skills and great legs not required.

I'm here for you, bud.
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[Human Ex Machinae]

I'm here for you, bud.
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Lol, omg, dude, you are SO not hired:p

 

[Walker]

But...
but...
butttttt
You said great legs aren't required!!

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

But...
but...
butttttt
You said great legs aren't required!!

Yeah, but that's just so way over the line. Have you heard of this thing called Nair?

 

[Walker]

Have you USED Nair? Cause I smelled that once and almost keeled over from that alone when I was a kid. So no. Now you're trying to harass me into getting waxed or something just to do your typing?! This is certainly some kind of harassment. I don't know what kinda guy you think I am that you can just doormat me into being your secretary. I mean, are we gonna drink, smoke and look at chicks in the other browser at least!?

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

Have you USED Nair? Cause I smelled that once and almost keeled over from that alone when I was a kid.

Actually I have smelled it, when I was a kid. I had older sisters. They also acquainted me with Dippity Doo. I used to love it. Not for my hair. It was just this weird green jell I could play with.

I mean, are we gonna drink, smoke and look at chicks in the other browser at least!?

Ok, in that case you're hired. Just please sign this non-disclosure agreement.

 

[Walker]

HAHA That's the same place I know both of those from too. God we're like 10 years apart but we've got the same childhood.
I'll sign an NDA but you're gonna learn way too much in a day with me. You'll have to sign too.
I feel like we'd get into way way way way waaay too much trouble. And pizza.

 

[Ash600]

After I was doing all that bitching I was like.. hmm.. he's gonna find this some time.. that didn't take long.
These were controlled meds so it's pretty scheduled, eh. Thirty days only counts one way. BY THIRTY. So yeah, can you come along and teach these bungholes how to do their job. Stop by my house while you're at it too cause I hear you're a lot of fun.. with a great accent too.

I'll be delighted to stop by your place. I'll bring a few other folks as well, sink a few jars beer/vodka etc then we all head off to your pharmacy and watch me put on a cabaret show with the arse-monkeys that work there.

By the way, how'd you hear about my accent? Who's been blabbing?

 

[Walker]

Where's Daithi? I'm pleading the 5th. Oh, you're in the UK. Well I'm AMERICAN! And we've got the 5th Amendment here, buddy, which keeps me from saying incriminating things on myself.

God, you're sooo terrible British all of a sudden with this --

sink a few jars beer/vodka

followed by this:

watch me put on a cabaret show with the arse-monkeys

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I'm annoyed because that walker dude changed his avatar, and I was going to find him a sexy zombie to put up there next. I'm totally picking the next one, mark my words!!!!

 

[Walker]

You picked the last one LOL
Freya said she almost changed it to a fluffy kitty with a pink bow yesterday when she was chopping up my name. I think that would've been pretty amusing. I mean, I would've changed it back asap but can you even imagine if we found the hack that could get us into each others accounts to change the avatars?! We'd be killin it in here.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I'm picking the next one too, damn you! Don't make someone else your chief avatar chooser! lol

 

[Ash600]

You picked the last one LOL
Freya said she almost changed it to a fluffy kitty with a pink bow yesterday when she was chopping up my name. I think that would've been pretty amusing. I mean, I would've changed it back asap but can you even imagine if we found the hack that could get us into each others accounts to change the avatars?! We'd be killin it in here.

I'll see if I can dig such a hack up and make him do our bidding.

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

HAHA That's the same place I know both of those from too. God we're like 10 years apart but we've got the same childhood.
I'll sign an NDA but you're gonna learn way too much in a day with me. You'll have to sign too.
I feel like we'd get into way way way way waaay too much trouble. And pizza.

If we shared the same childhood, then maybe you can help us find all my old issues of Mad Magazine that are worth a fortune now?
No problem about the NDA, I'm signing right now.
Too much trouble? That just means 'too much fun'.

And are we drinking WINE with that pizza? Oh god. What a pic. Now I wonder if we're on a date?! I should've looked for a better pic!
@HumanExMachina

Of course we aren't on a date. We're just two extremely masculine friends having a good time as we watch Brokeback Mountain together and share each others cigarettes. Date?? Ridiculous!

 

[Walker]

Date?? Ridiculous!

Brokeback Mountain was so sweet. *sniffle* *blink blink* and this wine. I think it's making me... oh nevermind.
Ok, yeah, we're good. We got this. Pizza and cigars.

 

[Ash600]

Brokeback Mountain was so sweet. *sniffle* *blink blink* and this wine. I think it's making me...

Seems it could be more like "bareback mountain"

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

Seems it could be more like "bareback mountain"

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigaro_O

We got this. Pizza and cigars.

No pizza yet, I'm still in starvation mode.

 

[Walker]

Seems it could be more like "bareback mountain"

Omg we barely know each other!