1. People breathe wrong.
2. It's February, and 75 degrees outside. What the fuck is up with that?
3. I want to write a book, but have no idea what to write about or if I would even finish it if I did start one.
4. I hate that I start things and don't finish them.
5. I hate auto-correct, and still can't find a fucking way to fully turn it off on this damn phone.
6. I hate that I misplace commas sometimes.
7. I hate that I complain about stupid shit...Just as well, I hate that I am aware that I hate that I complain about stupid shit.
8. Fuck, this auto-correct is getting on my last nerve. Eat a dick.
9. Some iced tea would be nice right about now. Diet.
10. I don't have what that person has.
11. I do have what this person has, but I don't like this person, so that thing that they have (and I have) must not be all that great.
12. I cannot solve the mysteries of life.
13. I cannot solve the mystery of how a single sock always tends to get lost in the wash.
14. I don't want to do the wash.
15. I'm starting to realize that if I don't force myself to stop this, it will go on forever.
16. I need a cigarette. They're not within arm's length, so I cannot reach them. I don't like that.