I was eating a popsicle once, and my husband decided to be a dick, and proceeded to make all sorts of crude sexual gestures while I was doing so. I finally gave up, flipped him off, and threw it in the trash half-eaten. Realizing that he won, he starts dying of laughter, and I can't help but join in at that point because who am I to not give an awkward sexual innuendo it's due diligence?