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[Witty_Sarcasm]

Oh, and my fork just fell on the floor. You know when people say "I can't adult"? Well, I can't human right now

 

[Sunspots]

My nose is so cold I can't tell if it's running or not.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

My mom's like "6 ounces isn't that heavy for a spider"
Yeah I'm thinking it's pretty damn big :P

 

[Aurelia]

Oh, and my fork just fell on the floor. You know when people say "I can't adult"? Well, I can't human right now

That's okay. I can't ever human. Well, no, that's not true. Once every few weeks perhaps, on rainy Tuesdays.

My mom's like "6 ounces isn't that heavy for a spider"
Yeah I'm thinking it's pretty damn big :P

Um, dude. Tell your mom that's a huge fucking spider if it weighs 6 oz. You know those little cups of juice they give you in the hospital? Well, those are 4 oz. So yeah...

 

[1964dodge]

Why do I have weird dreams all the time? I was dreaming that my legs were like, separated at the thigh...does this even make any sense? Then I woke up and my pajama pant legs were rolled up very far. Some more of that subconscious shit. Like when you have to use the bathroom and you have dreams about using the bathroom :rolleyes:

I have weird dreams also everytime my doc raises my duloxetine they get weirder a couple of nightmares, a lot of strange stuff aliens etc. and quite a few happy dreams I hope the dreams never stop, and I have almost total recall in the morning.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

That's okay. I can't ever human. Well, no, that's not true. Once every few weeks perhaps, on rainy Tuesdays.



Um, dude. Tell your mom that's a huge fucking spider if it weighs 6 oz. You know those little cups of juice they give you in the hospital? Well, those are 4 oz. So yeah...

Yeah, same here. Or every full moon or something like that...

I mean, 6 oz is relatively small for most things, but for a damn spider...not to mention the leg span of this particular one is larger than a person's face, so that's scary.

 

[crazyk]

I keep waiting for the cleaning fairy to show up and clean my house when I’m at work, but she never does

 

[Aurelia]

Yeah, same here. Or every full moon or something like that...

I mean, 6 oz is relatively small for most things, but for a damn spider...not to mention the leg span of this particular one is larger than a person's face, so that's scary.

Yeah, that's definitely like the size of a tarantula. Most spiders aren't that big. I hate spiders. Unless they're doing something of purpose, like killing crickets in my bathroom. Those things are fucking loud and annoying in the summer.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yeah, that's definitely like the size of a tarantula. Most spiders aren't that big. I hate spiders. Unless they're doing something of purpose, like killing crickets in my bathroom. Those things are fucking loud and annoying in the summer.

Yeah, I don't mind if they are around if they're being helpful. If they are around just to creep me out, then no thanks. Especially the ones that are large enough to eat birds and other small animals.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

When people distort a video on YouTube or speed up the voices so it sounds like a chipmunk. I guess they do this to bypass copyright issues, but do you really think it's watchable now?

 

[Aurelia]

When people distort a video on YouTube or speed up the voices so it sounds like a chipmunk. I guess they do this to bypass copyright issues, but do you really think it's watchable now?

Perhaps, if one really likes chipmunks. Hopefully, in a platonic way. :P

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Perhaps, if one really likes chipmunks. Hopefully, in a platonic way. :p

Yeah, I only like animals in platonic ways. Not the same for everyone in the world, but I'll just leave it there :P

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Oh, the end of this month marks 6 months of unemployment for me. Isn't that the part where it really starts to get hard to find a job? It's already hard enough as it is, so this should be fun. :rolleyes:

 

[1964dodge]

Yeah, I only like animals in platonic ways. Not the same for everyone in the world, but I'll just leave it there :p

I could ttell you a story of some people in the navy that got courtmarshelled for.... i'll have to tell that story in pm I promised to be a good boy lol.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I guess I just don't understand it...like people who marry animals, the animals can't consent to this stuff. I see nothing wrong with having a crush on a fictional character, but not the real animals thing.

 

[1964dodge]

Oh, the end of this month marks 6 months of unemployment for me. Isn't that the part where it really starts to get hard to find a job? It's already hard enough as it is, so this should be fun. :rolleyes:

just keep trying, have you tried online sites

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yeah I tried lots of things, no one is interested though. Even got my first rejection letter today, that's a milestone right there.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Like some guy I read about who said a cow flirted with him. I'm sorry dude, but even animals that are smart enough to talk aren't going to be flirting with people

 

[1964dodge]

I guess I just don't understand it...like people who marry animals, the animals can't consent to this stuff. I see nothing wrong with having a crush on a fictional character, but not the real animals thing.

there is a name for that behavior and people can get help, in most places getting too friendly with an animal Is illegal and should be that's all I can say without getting in trouble this can get to a problem topic with admin easy

 

[Aurelia]

I started an entire conversation about beastiality. Lol. *walks away slowly*