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[Lisa the Ferrociraptor]

good try I can watch big hairy spiders on tv real or movie, you can tell me all the spider stories you want and i'm fine, but even a little daddy long legs will terrify me in person. one time I was driving saw a spider on my dash, pulled over real quick, jumped out of the truck until my wife found and killed the spider, even though it was small.

Yknow, i remember once when i was 19, and i was this scrawny little dude, i heard yelling coming from another room, i go see what's up, and these two huge muscular guys are cowering in the corner, because there's this tiny little spider just chilling on the floor half way across the room. I just gave them this look like "you could probably bench press me, why are you so afraid?" Then just picked up the poor frightened little spider and put it outside. :L

 

[Walker]

You guys have some massive spiders there in the UK. What's up with that crap? Yuck.

 

[Lisa the Ferrociraptor]

You guys have some massive spiders there in the UK. What's up with that crap? Yuck.

Yeah, they get extra big out here in the countryside too, my dad and i have been regularly finding one in particular around here about the size of my hand, whenever one of us spots it, we'll call the other through to admire it. :L

 

[Walker]

Call the other to admire it? What kind of sick freaks are you? No! You call the other to set it on fire.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Aw, look at the little lovey! He's adorable

Duuuuuudeee. That better be sarcastic, that thing eats birds and other small animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yknow, i remember once when i was 19, and i was this scrawny little dude, i heard yelling coming from another room, i go see what's up, and these two huge muscular guys are cowering in the corner, because there's this tiny little spider just chilling on the floor half way across the room. I just gave them this look like "you could probably bench press me, why are you so afraid?" Then just picked up the poor frightened little spider and put it outside. :L

You still are scrawny, and things smaller than you can be deadly, so there :P

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

If you need proof of that, look how tiny and cute I am in the Monty Python video, and then how vicious I can become. haha

 

[CateCaroline]

I don't like extreme profanity in public or the media. (You know the kind I'm talking about.) o_O

 

[1964dodge]

I don't like extreme profanity in public or the media. (You know the kind I'm talking about.) o_O

gosh darn it you're right seriously they don't have to swear loudly all the time it's rude

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

I don't like extreme profanity in public or the media. (You know the kind I'm talking about.) o_O

I do, and now through the power of suggestion, every profane word ever uttered is marching through my head. Good thing you aren't a mind reader! Well, at least my mind isn't public

 

[Aurelia]

I don't like extreme profanity in public or the media. (You know the kind I'm talking about.) o_O

I would definitely avoid my posts then.

 

[Nick]

I would definitely avoid my posts then.

Or any of the threads I've started or posts where I talk about my "feelings" which are all expressed through swearing. It's where I'm at and often the best I've got. Take the swearing out and I'm feeling .... works better when there are at least a few words.

 

[Aurelia]

Or any of the threads I've started or posts where I talk about my "feelings" which are all expressed through swearing. It's where I'm at and often the best I've got. Take the swearing out and I'm feeling .... works better when there are at least a few words.

I just do it because I'm an angry fucker. Oh shit. See, there I go again.

 

[Walker]

Also avoid any time I write or open my mouth. I am only filtered here by a banner.

 

[moxman]

The ex-wife is driving me crazy. She is not well mentally and has no business having custody of my daughter.

 

[Shelly]

it's too hot and sunny today

 

[Inanimate]

I’m supposedly undergoing a phone interview regarding my depression in the near future. Never mind the context. Take it for what it is: a phone interview where I’m to delineate why I’m a particularly effective depressee.

 

[Aurelia]

I’m supposedly undergoing a phone interview regarding my depression in the near future. Never mind the context. Take it for what it is: a phone interview where I’m to delineate why I’m a particularly effective depressee.

That's fucking priceless.

 

[Walker]

There is a certain amount of irony in having people take phone interviews about why they're depressed, isn't there?
Please, wait for our call and tell us why you're depressed.
I mean, I get it but it's also... yeah. Okay, I'm not going to do it.
I'm sorry you feel shit on, @Inanimate That's ... stupid.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Why do I always get overheated when I do chores? It would be nice to get some cleaning done without feeling like I'm having heatstroke.