Post your *petty* complaint here

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I got my finger stuck in some snap bracelet thing and I almost thought that I broke it. I think it's only swelled up but that was still a pain in the ass.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

you think it will convince someone to touch your naughty places

I don't think all the riches in the world would help me there. haha

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

On the most recent installment of "Chronicles of My Dumbass Life", Witty drops a dove statue that she likes and breaks the head clean off. Shards of ceramic are now hiding somewhere for her to step on later. It's two hours into the day and she's already done two stupid things. Call in to vote on how many dumb things you think she'll do today, and the results will be revealed at the end of the day.

 

[Were all together]

On the most recent installment of "Chronicles of My Dumbass Life", Witty drops a dove statue that she likes and breaks the head clean off. Shards of ceramic are now hiding somewhere for her to step on later. It's two hours into the day and she's already done two stupid things. Call in to vote on how many dumb things you think she'll do today, and the results will be revealed at the end of the day.

Accidents happen. Not because we're stupid or dumb. You're smart. Never degrade yourself. Because, in time you'll start believing it.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I feel like I'm the clumsiest and most fumbly person on Earth. Sometimes that can really get to me.

 

[Shelly]

I've seen people that worn gloves after putting hand cream on because of that. That's nothing new.

not in my country, if they see something new, they speculate and start talking about it instead of minding their own lives.

 

[Were all together]

not in my country, if they see something new, they speculate and start talking about it instead of minding their own lives.

What I've seen is people put hand lotion on, and wear silk gloves. It helps with the extremely dry skin. Pay no attention to thier gossip. Remember, they to have hidden quirks you may not see.

 

[Shelly]

how my cats won't eat their food when i'm gone, i come back and their food is barely touched... when i'm back they start nibbling their food, this is why i have to give them their daily vitamins.

they remind me of my first kitten years ago, she wont eat her food if i am not right next beside her, even if i go to the other room, she will stop eating and will just follow me around.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Something funny I was reading made me do a wheezy Muttley loud horse laugh. Why do I have to be so insane in the middle of the night? haha.

 

[Walker]

Way I see it, there’s only three valid reasons to spend money on something. You need it to survive, you think it will convince someone to touch your naughty places, or you find it appealing.

A really nice thimble collection definitely falls into the latter two categories.

Ummm no. It clearly is only falling into the last.

 

[Walker]

Need food + lazy = hungry

 

[Gonz]

Ummm no. It clearly is only falling into the last.

Apparently someone doesn’t feel about thimbles the way I and (I assume) everyone else does. Weirdo.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Apparently someone doesn’t feel about thimbles the way I and (I assume) everyone else does. Weirdo.

You have sensual feelings for thimbles? When did this all start?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Is it because you can put them on your fingers and use them like fun finger puppets?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Need food + lazy = hungry

You should eat one of those Hormel Compleats meals. I just ate one and it was good, even if people make 10,000 jokes about how they look like dog food and diarrhea, but I still like them. haha

 

[Walker]

View attachment 18573 GONZ WROTE: Here is a photo of my thimble collection, guys --

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[Walker]

You should eat one of those Hormel Compleats meals.

That is a giant NO. That is salt, carbs and fat in a shelf stable bowl. LOL I'm gonna pass.

 

[Gonz]

Is it because you can put them on your fingers and use them like fun finger puppets?

Ooh, I gotta try that! But no, it’s because you can put them on and do finger tapdancing on the table. That really gets me going.

 

[Gonz]

View attachment 18573 GONZ WROTE: Here is a photo of my thimble collection, guys --

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I could only dream of being as smooth as that fine-ass motherfucker right there.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

That is a giant NO. That is salt, carbs and fat in a shelf stable bowl. LOL I'm gonna pass.

Yeah so that's most of the food available to Americans nowadays :P