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[Witty_Sarcasm]

Ooh, I gotta try that! But no, it’s because you can put them on and do finger tapdancing on the table. That really gets me going.

Ok, now I need to try this and make a video or something...

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I could only dream of being as smooth as that fine-ass motherfucker right there.

What? No, you had me at finger tapdancing.

 

[Gonz]

You have sensual feelings for thimbles? When did this all start?

Okay, you know how I have those moments where I’m about to make a really dark joke and then decide not to? Yeah...

Let’s just say it involved a British nanny, a sewing kit, and some interesting ideas about discipline.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Okay, you know how I have those moments where I’m about to make a really dark joke and then decide not to? Yeah...

Let’s just say it involved a British nanny, a sewing kit, and some interesting ideas about discipline.

Is this like a fantasy you have, or something that really happened to you?

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Is this like a fantasy you have, or something that really happened to you?

Because if it brought up some bad memories, that wasn't really my intention at all, so I'm really sorry if I may have done that.

 

[Gonz]

Is this like a fantasy you have, or something that really happened to you?

Because if it brought up some bad memories, that wasn't really my intention at all, so I'm really sorry if I may have done that.

You have no idea how badly I want to keep playing it up like I have some horrible thimble-related ptsd.

But no, I’m good.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

You have no idea how badly I want to keep playing it up like I have some horrible thimble-related ptsd.

But no, I’m good.

Oh, I was scared there for a minute. I thought I'd triggered some bad memory and then I started to feel like I really fucked up. I was about to exit out the fire door while kicking my own ass.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Just for that, I'm putting on the thimbles and hitting you with them. haha

 

[Gonz]

I’m aquiver with anticipation.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I’m aquiver with anticipation.

Oh boy, now I've unknowingly unleashed a thimble fetish

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Is there anything else I should avoid mentioning :P

 

[Gonz]

Nah, it’s just thimbles. Oh, and the Hot Dog on a Stick uniform.

You know, normal stuff.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

If we ever end up playing Monopoly, I'll have to hide the thimble game piece from you.
Also I'll be sure to never dress like a hot dog.

 

[Gonz]

Also I'll be sure to never dress like a hot dog.

No no, the uniform for the corn dog chain, what they’re wearing:


I probably shouldn’t, but I feel compelled to mention that I’m actually halfway serious about that. Just ask my wife what happened when she thought I was joking and borrowed one from a friend who worked there.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

No no, the uniform for the corn dog chain, what they’re wearing:
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I probably shouldn’t, but I feel compelled to mention that I’m actually halfway serious about that. Just ask my wife what happened when she thought I was joking and borrowed one from a friend who worked there.

Ok then, I'll make sure I don't get my hands on one of those either. haha

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I didn't even know there was a place called Hot Dog on a Stick until now. Apparently they also sell "hand stomped" lemonade.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

And they have funnel cake sticks....yeah, I'm totally going over there right now.

 

[Walker]

Just ask my wife what happened when she thought I was joking and borrowed one from a friend who worked there.

oh gross... no one wants to think about that, dude. I'm not even going to make a "hot dog" reference here either. Look how well behaved I am.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Oh, and the reason I've never heard of them is because they're all on the West Coast. But it all sounds like carnival food, and I'm totally in for that. They just need cotton candy, even Golden Corral has it. :P

 

[Gonz]

oh gross... no one wants to think about that, dude. I'm not even going to make a "hot dog" reference here either. Look how well behaved I am.

What do you mean? I told her she looked nice, kissed her on the cheek, and returned to my bible study. What did you think happened?