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1964dodge

Has a monkey as a friend
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First thing Monday fucking morning at work and some dude comes in scratching his groin and wanting to discuss his rash with me. Then he proceeds to take out his phone to show me a photo gallery of his manky knackers.
What a lovely start to the week.
*rofl*hysterical*nono*scared
 

Auri

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First thing Monday fucking morning at work and some dude comes in scratching his groin and wanting to discuss his rash with me. Then he proceeds to take out his phone to show me a photo gallery of his manky knackers.
What a lovely start to the week.
At least he took photos and didn't ask you to inspect the situation live. Hope you were able to help him, you probably don't want to see him back.
 

Aurelia

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First thing Monday fucking morning at work and some dude comes in scratching his groin and wanting to discuss his rash with me. Then he proceeds to take out his phone to show me a photo gallery of his manky knackers.
What a lovely start to the week.
Wtf. Why do people do that shit in pharmacies? It happens here too. The pharmacist is there for consultations about medication, not to diagnose skin conditions.
 

Ash600

Of dust and shadows
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Wtf. Why do people do that shit in pharmacies? It happens here too. The pharmacist is there for consultations about medication, not to diagnose skin conditions.
Maybe it's because they find it easier to discuss these with their pharmacists? Lets face it, unlike doctors when they need to book an appointment and wait for half a fucking eternity to see them, they can just stroll right into a pharmacy practically whenever they wish and display themselves to their hearts content.
 

Aurelia

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Maybe it's because they find it easier to discuss these with their pharmacists? Lets face it, unlike doctors when they need to book an appointment and wait for half a fucking eternity to see them, they can just stroll right into a pharmacy practically whenever they wish and display themselves to their hearts content.
True. Still a total dick move, though. Just goes to show how people don't seem to consider anyone else but themselves.
 

Aurelia

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No, the dick move, was initiallt missing the target with the camera and clicking off shots of his arsehole instead.
.....and not bothering to delete those photos from his phone *facepalm*nono
What did you tell him? If I were you, I'd be like dude, I'm not fucking here to diagnose. Unless you have a question about how a medication works, go see your doctor.
 

Ash600

Of dust and shadows
SF Creative
SF Supporter
What did you tell him? If I were you, I'd be like dude, I'm not fucking here to diagnose. Unless you have a question about how a medication works, go see your doctor.
To be honest, being able to diagnose or at least able to recognise "red flag symptoms" is part of the job. And what I diagnosed with this dude was a manky undercarriage caused by poor quality and tight fitting kegs.
 

Gonz

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First thing Monday fucking morning at work and some dude comes in scratching his groin and wanting to discuss his rash with me. Then he proceeds to take out his phone to show me a photo gallery of his manky knackers.
What a lovely start to the week.
So I've got this cousin who's a doctor. He and I have been really close ever since we were born. More like brothers than cousins really. Point being that we have a long history of fucking with each other, and that this story should be understood within that context.

Not long after he got his MD, he's in town for a visit. I go in to the room where he is and take my, as you call them, knackers out and say "Hey doctor, I need you to take a look at this."

"Jesus, put those away!" He responds, "Just tell me what's wrong."

"Nothing" I say, "I just wanted to make you look at them."
 

1964dodge

Has a monkey as a friend
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So I've got this cousin who's a doctor. He and I have been really close ever since we were born. More like brothers than cousins really. Point being that we have a long history of fucking with each other, and that this story should be understood within that context.

Not long after he got his MD, he's in town for a visit. I go in to the room where he is and take my, as you call them, knackers out and say "Hey doctor, I need you to take a look at this."

"Jesus, put those away!" He responds, "Just tell me what's wrong."

"Nothing" I say, "I just wanted to make you look at them."
*rofl
 

Ash600

Of dust and shadows
SF Creative
SF Supporter
So I've got this cousin who's a doctor. He and I have been really close ever since we were born. More like brothers than cousins really. Point being that we have a long history of fucking with each other, and that this story should be understood within that context.

Not long after he got his MD, he's in town for a visit. I go in to the room where he is and take my, as you call them, knackers out and say "Hey doctor, I need you to take a look at this."

"Jesus, put those away!" He responds, "Just tell me what's wrong."

"Nothing" I say, "I just wanted to make you look at them."
I've got a cousin who's a doctor as well. That has inspired me to pay that bastard a visit and see if I can rest my chonker on his desk. Right where he puts his halftime cup of coffee *thumbsup
 

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