The Metal Music Thread

[Inanimate]

 

[OfLoveAndDeath]

I dated a Death Metal vocalist for about a year & guy was the biggest pussy. 6’2” and broke into my place to get stuff.. I’m 5’3” / 55kg 🙄 But I might have hurt his fragile ego with my viper tongue apparently.. So here’s my tribute to death metal LOL@1:15

Better

Honestly this doesn't sound a whole lot different from the actual version by cannibal corpse

 

[Walker]

*insecure*

She didn't say hates guys who hate pu$$ies. Relax. You're fine.

 

[Walker]

There was a really funny “misheard lyrics” clip of them but I couldn’t find it

Was it about this one?
"Lust for blunt, a micro seed
Apocalyptic, we count the cheese."

 

[OfLoveAndDeath]

Does it even count as a metal thread without Slayer? Surely not. I'll remedy this.

 

[Walker]

Does thrash metal count here?
Why am I still posting here? Sorry. Someone feel free to kick me out.
What a loud and annoying night for the offenders here. holy shit I'm gonna catch a grievance for sure.

 

[Walker]

I heard the neighbor jamming this recently through his windows and was like "ohh I like you just a little more today"

 

[OfLoveAndDeath]

Does thrash metal count here?

Of course it does, it's the best metal subgenre of them all

 

[Walker]

How did I get this OLD?

 

[Walker]

Please someone bring me a Gwar fan from out of the depths of this place.

 

[Freyja]

I'm in a 'fun' mood today.

 

[Freyja]

New song.

 

[Inanimate]

She didn't say hates guys who hate pu$$ies. Relax. You're fine.

This may have induced a grin upon waking up.

Look. I don’t hate them. I’m just very particular about them (which may betray my other particularity).

 

[Walker]

Look. I don’t hate them. I’m just very particular about them

That's about what I would say about... Ahem... Dude parts. So yeah I'm feeling you.

I swear I almost came back and deleted that several times cause it was really pushing the line for "offensive" ha ha

 

[Aurelia]

*insecure*

No, not you. :P You're not a pussy. I meant guys who are too afraid to stand up for themselves (or me, for that matter, if I was dating him) when the situation calls for it.

 

[Inanimate]

No, not you. :p You're not a pussy. I meant guys who are too afraid to stand up for themselves (or me, for that matter, if I was dating him) when the situation calls for it.

Ha, I wasn’t fishing for compliments/reassurance. Well, I struggled with that as a child and adolescent. I wouldn’t have joked about it had I not meant it.

 

[Walker]

View attachment 19207 From my kids Facebook ha ha

 

[Freyja]

 

[Human Ex Machinae]

 

[Freyja]