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- Thread starter LonelyHiker
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Lol I did a parody of Thriller once. Gee, I wonder who this could be about. 
Here is a little ditty, a little early for Halloween, but still a terrifyingly humorous tale...I don't expect anyone to understand this, but if you do, then great...
(voiceover)
Are you ready for this week's episode of Thriller? Of course you are, we are far superior to that crap known as The Twilight Zone. On tonight's episode, we present to you, a great tale of shock and horror. As sure as my name is Boris Karloff...well, it's actually William Henry Pratt, but I digress...Boris Karloff sounds so much more edgy. Certainly better than anything Bela Lugosi has ever done. Fuck that crazy Romanian bastard...right, where was I? Ah, yes, this will be a thriller! Without further adieu, I bring to you, The Enigma of the Human Beast!
A long, long, time ago, nearly three decades perhaps, a human beast was born into this world. Her father did not want her, nor did her mother, as her mother wanted to imbibe more than anything. The beast also learned to imbibe, just like her many ancestors before her. The beast looked into the mirror every morning, her hair was a mess, and she nearly cried at the sight of her semi-naked body in the mirror. Even the reflection ran away in abject horror. After being rejected by everyone and everything, the beast decided it was time to move into a cave far away in the woods. She lived there with her grandfather, the world-renowned ape man of Michigan. She knew that the only way to be transformed into a full-blooded human again was to find someone who would love and accept her. But she knew that no one would. So she stayed in the cave until she died of old age.
Here is a little ditty, a little early for Halloween, but still a terrifyingly humorous tale...I don't expect anyone to understand this, but if you do, then great...
(voiceover)
Are you ready for this week's episode of Thriller? Of course you are, we are far superior to that crap known as The Twilight Zone. On tonight's episode, we present to you, a great tale of shock and horror. As sure as my name is Boris Karloff...well, it's actually William Henry Pratt, but I digress...Boris Karloff sounds so much more edgy. Certainly better than anything Bela Lugosi has ever done. Fuck that crazy Romanian bastard...right, where was I? Ah, yes, this will be a thriller! Without further adieu, I bring to you, The Enigma of the Human Beast!
A long, long, time ago, nearly three decades perhaps, a human beast was born into this world. Her father did not want her, nor did her mother, as her mother wanted to imbibe more than anything. The beast also learned to imbibe, just like her many ancestors before her. The beast looked into the mirror every morning, her hair was a mess, and she nearly cried at the sight of her semi-naked body in the mirror. Even the reflection ran away in abject horror. After being rejected by everyone and everything, the beast decided it was time to move into a cave far away in the woods. She lived there with her grandfather, the world-renowned ape man of Michigan. She knew that the only way to be transformed into a full-blooded human again was to find someone who would love and accept her. But she knew that no one would. So she stayed in the cave until she died of old age.
