I just found this song, that I have heard before but finally tracked it down based on my ruthlessly effective google-fu!
Plus, it's clearly all about me - here are the first two verses:
In the beginning there was
Jack 
And Jack had a groove
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box Jack boldly declared "Let there be house!" And house music was born
I am the creator and this is my house and in my house there is only house music
But I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes our house and our house music and you see no one man owns house because house music is a universal language spoke and understood by all