Witty's funtime house

[Witty_Sarcasm]

You guys aren't just dingleberries, now you're jingleberries because it's the holiday season. Feel free to post random and funny things here while I'm gone. :P

 

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I know the artful Dodger will when he gets on...I see a few of my other partners in crime, so get to it

 

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I need to go to bed...now I'm looking at animal shaming pictures. :P I need helpful tips on how to go to bed and wake up at a decent time.

 

[1964dodge]

I need to go to bed...now I'm looking at animal shaming pictures. :p I need helpful tips on how to go to bed and wake up at a decent time.

ask a friend to call you

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I don't ever get calls so I don't think that will work :P

 

[Walker]

hire someone to call you for .50 a day and wake you haha

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Well, I got up at 6:30 today so boom :P Now I just need to stick to an early schedule and hope that helps.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Yes, that is a festive turd vomiting a rainbow. You're welcome.

 

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LOL I remember writing this list for my mom. Fun times :P

 

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I was oddly proud of this gigantic mushroom on my burger:

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Aside from all the Thanksgiving items that I bought, I purchased many other things on top of that. I bought some new Oreo Cool Whip and also a double chocolate brownie later. Both of them are really good. I bought cannolis made with ricotta cheese, not the cream filled ones like I've had before. I got chocolate mousse which is very good and rich. Not to mention Oreo coffee creamer which is great. But I'm on the cheese popcorn now, so I'll get back to you later.

 

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Who is cleaning up the ectoplasm today :P

 

[1964dodge]

Who is cleaning up the ectoplasm today :p

not me that's @Cynic Goat s job

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

not me that's @Cynic Goat s job

Omg I am laughing like a hyena over here, thank you

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Even so much that I got a doppelganger, nice :P

 

[Lisa the Ferrociraptor]

not me that's @Cynic Goat s job

Man, i went to all the trouble of gathering the ectoplasm, now i have to clean it up too?

 

[Lisa the Ferrociraptor]

I swear, i have to do everything around here :rolleyes: