Witty's funtime house

[Witty_Sarcasm]

 

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Well, don't call me out. And yes, I did say that before. lol

 

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If anyone posts here, please remember to keep it civil. I have PTSD surrounding fighting and thus am very conflict averse. I feel anxious, heart racing, and panicking if I think there's a chance someone is a little mad. So that's the main rule I employ here, please everyone get along and have a good time.

 

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Sometimes I flinch even if someone accidentally startles me. Yeah I'm really bad with this.

 

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It's a Wonderful Life? Well it's a great movie but no fuck that. Even if the guy wanted to kill himself, life is awful and shitty. At least it is for me.

 

[Sevven]

I wonder if you're still around....If I was on here last night we would have come up with a game or something. Latelyall I want is to talk to people.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I wonder if you're still around....If I was on here last night we would have come up with a game or something. Latelyall I want is to talk to people.

Thank you...I'm usually on here so we can talk sometime.

 

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Dr. Phil to his guest: You performed a sex act in a dressing room with a stranger.

Hmm, I feel bad for whoever has to clean that place. lol

 

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Random quote on Dr. Phil: You can't find the man of your dreams on Ashley Madison.

Nope, I guess not. lol

 

[Sevven]

Random quote on Dr. Phil: You can't find the man of your dreams on Ashley Madison.

Nope, I guess not. lol

If he cheated to be With you, he will ultimately cheat On you. Or she, or they, or whoever. Cheaters cheat, that's the thing.

 

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This is why I post random things when I feel bad. At first, my brain feels like the first part of the video, like I want to die no matter how. But then later, when I have a laugh or talk to friends, those feelings begin to dissipate.

 

[FFurry]

 

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My mom called the clinic back about some test results. She asked for her last name and she was like, "What, coffee?" Granted, it could rhyme with that. But she spelled out our last name, which isn't Coffee, and the girl on the phone was like, "Oh, that would be a cool name! I love coffee!" and starts giggling. And my mom asked me if people are on drugs over there. lol

 

[Winslow]

@Witty⭐️Sarcasm ⭐️
From United Press International comes this interesting snippet: Animal-control officers were called to a home to rescue a stranded tarantula on the roof. But according to Peninsula Humane Society, when the officer climbed up to capture it, she instead found an old Halloween-decoration.
"It looked like it had been up there for a while," said Buffy Tarbox, communications manager for the humane society. "Everyone thought it was real."
The fake spider turned up for a few days on various desks at the humane society offices, then hit the circular file.

 

[kerplucked]

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

This made me wheeze laugh and my eyes are watering. lol

 

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I invented this when I was drunk. It may sound weird, but it was good.

Take a tortilla and put ham and cheese on it. Put in microwave until cheese is melted, serve with fry sauce. Fry sauce is a mix of mayo and ketchup.

You can do this with different types of bread, wraps, cheese, meat, and sauces. This is just a really basic and easy recipe.

 

[FFurry]

Not sure if they meant Doctor...

 

[kerplucked]