Witty's funtime house

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Well... at least he can't blame it on: pms; as my sister was want to do!
[about 28 days out of the . . . hehehe]
& see, I can joke about this; b/c i am a man, or so I've been told! jk

Yeah, or maybe she was just being a bitch and made up excuses for acting that way

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

My family friend has 5 cats, and they're pretty great, but 2 of them tend to poop and pee wherever they see fit. The world is not your personal litter box. I remind @MisterBGone of this all the time.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Umm no thanks

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I told my mom that I'll make a voodoo doll of my nephew, and I'll make the doll clean so he will finally get around to cleaning his room and whatnot

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Mr. B is going to give me a nice gift because I've been here almost 12 years...how generous of you

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I was looking at old posts and apparently there used to be a feature where you could download peoples' offline information, like their email and stuff if you wanted to contact them. It was called a v-card and I just thought that was funny

 

[MisterBGone]

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

When my nephew saw the eczema on my wrist, he screamed bloody murder. When my sister saw it under my eye, she thought I had been beaten up. Thanks for the confidence boost, guys.

 

[MisterBGone]

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Like unusual stuffies

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

In the year 2024, Mr. B will defeat Witty, once and for all

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Well I guess that was actually my parents, but here we are anyway

 

[MisterBGone]

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I like how I'm getting emails about Tinder matches when I'm not even on Tinder

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

My dumbass neighbor keeps yelling and it's getting on my nerves. I'm hearing this just about every night. Ever heard of volume control, bud? Or are you simply incapable of it?

 

[MisterBGone]

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I like getting random friend requests like this...and she even posted pics of herself with the supposed check to try and prove her point

Intro


just won a lottery of huge amounts so I'm willing to give out $10,000 to my first 100 person say hi

 

[MisterBGone]

 

[1964dodge]

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