Witty's funtime house

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Take Two: (let's all hold our breath!)
Now how did I start it?.! . . . I wish you come and stay with me for a few days--(but that would likely then, turn-into: a few weeks; which in turn, might become - a few months~*)! : ) And we certainly couldn't have what might come next-~>* *clap!

Haha, well it would be nice if you could stay, but you would be scared away from the madhouse. Like my mom fighting to get me to give the cat a donut, then I go to find the cat had puked in the bag of cat food (and this was before he ate part of that donut). Or just her acting like an infant, or my nephew taking a drink out of a bottle of soda, thinking it was ok but it was actually a bottle he peed in! Or any of the other things going on. At least today they did really well at cleaning, so I can be happy about that at least.

 

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Oh and today he insisted that there was a deadly poisonous spider which bit him, but i saw no evidence of any of this, even the supposed spider. But he definitely knew it was a black widow or brown recluse...at least according to him

 

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Oh by the way, brown recluses aren't indigenous to Michigan and don't come out if the temp is below 40, so there's that. I'd be more worried about the cats...one likes to put his teeth on my hand when I pet him, not to bite me because I guess he's being friendly. And some practically like to sit on your throat...a cute way to suffocate you

 

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Now she's starting with her yelling bullshit again and she can barely walk on her foot but refuses to get it checked out....this is so much fun

 

[MisterBGone]

Now she's starting with her yelling bullshit again and she can barely walk on her foot but refuses to get it checked out....this is so much fun

Sound likes she's planning on taking you with her, or coming as close as she can, to replicating the feeling & experience for you. For if she has to visit Death's door, then so to, should you - come along for a bird's eye view~ ;/

 

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Sound likes she's planning on taking you with her, or coming as close as she can, to replicating the feeling & experience for you. For if she has to visit Death's door, then so to, should you - come along for a bird's eye view~ ;/

Yeah and she keeps being loud...just not wanting to deal with it. I'm not great with too much disconsonance for too long.

 

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My nephew took a pic of some of the cats, they look intimidating AF

 

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They're actually very nice cats though, so don't let that scare you

 

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Now she keeps telling me I'll never make it on my own, so that's lovely to hear.

 

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Old talk shows are wild

 

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[MisterBGone]

That's a nice hair-do, you've got there, Miss Witt~*>
And maybe you should give your Mom a sneak-preview, of what life might be like sans or w/o U?!
Too bad you couldn't jus...HITCH-Hike here, like itwas the '60s or something (still!)?

 

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That's a nice hair-do, you've got there, Miss Witt~*>
And maybe you should give your Mom a sneak-preview, of what life might be like sans or w/o U?!
Too bad you couldn't jus...HITCH-Hike here, like itwas the '60s or something (still!)?

Yeah or I can just get the cat gang after her

 

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That's like me learning to play a song when I have no idea what I'm doing....DBCA whatever

 

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Oh look, they made a Pokemon card based on me

 

[MisterBGone]

Oh come on now. Dont' go degrading your-self, like~that! @Witty_Sarcasm . . . Grrr__*?. ;/ not happy :/ no, not at all! : (

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Oh come on now. Dont' go degrading your-self, like~that! @Witty_Sarcasm . . . Grrr__*?. ;/ not happy :/ no, not at all! : (

I still look like shit and probably will even if I get skinny....just saying. You haven't seen me without makeup and eczema on my face

 

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Yeah but black pepper is spicy and mayo is a great ingredient

 

[MisterBGone]

Well, I mean super models have ecsema, so I don't konw, it just sounds like youre being farily harsh, here as in very harsh dear. some poelpe dont' even waer make-up ever, so - I mean, to each their own. . . Sounds like it would be a whole-lot less of a poin in the a--, when getting ready ! (t o start, your - day!) : D hey? 'eh. ack! HYou live to dfrive me insance, that
s all theifr is to it.. def the spoiled bratty little sitesrer