Witty's funtime house

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I guess it's healthy then

 

[AmberMarie]

I guess it's healthy then

the candy or cellophane???

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

the candy or cellophane???

Both maybe

 

[AmberMarie]

Both maybe

that depends on how the cellophane is used

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Boy bands are getting weird nowadays

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Why does my landlord insist on doing inspections when my apartment is always pretty clean? It wasn't up to her standards one time, now she's been in here going on 2 years. Don't know how long it will keep going on.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I tried to take selfies earlier and all of them look like garbage. It must be my face then

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I feel like this is going to give me nightmares.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I feel like people are annoyed with me, or maybe I just want to isolate, feeling weird I suppose

 

[AmberMarie]

I feel like people are annoyed with me, or maybe I just want to isolate, feeling weird I suppose

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

And sometimes it seems easier because then I don't bother people with my presence.

 

[AmberMarie]

seems easier because then I don't bother people with my presence.

i wish i could say i don't understand.... but i do... i completely understand because i have always done this. i found it easier then to explain the constant questions as to why i'm not smiling or participating... i can't deal with myself let alone others. i'm sorry you feel this way and i wish i had a way to make it go away... if i ever find it, i'll share.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

i wish i could say i don't understand.... but i do... i completely understand because i have always done this. i found it easier then to explain the constant questions as to why i'm not smiling or participating... i can't deal with myself let alone others. i'm sorry you feel this way and i wish i had a way to make it go away... if i ever find it, i'll share.

Thank you, I'm sorry to hear you feel this way too. I just wish I didn't think so much and always assume that people see the worst in me. Like I feel worthless and unlikable and still can't fathom why anyone wants to deal with me.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I have some deep seated abandonment issues and tend to think that people will get sick of me and just leave one day. Luckily some have stuck it out with me, but I can't imagine why they want to be around someone who basically has nothing going for them.

 

[AmberMarie]

why they want to be around someone who basically has nothing going for them.

1st off... u have soooo much going for you... i mean sarcasm alone is worth more than gold :-P 2nd... think about if a friend said that to you about themselves... or a loved one... what would u say to them? now look in a mirror n say it to yourself. you are so worth it.

tend to think that people will get sick of me and just leave one day

i can only empathize with you on this. i have the same issue. especially after it very recently happened... again... however i have noticed on here... it doesn't happen. Huge bonus!

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

1st off... u have soooo much going for you... i mean sarcasm alone is worth more than gold :-P 2nd... think about if a friend said that to you about themselves... or a loved one... what would u say to them? now look in a mirror n say it to yourself. you are so worth it.


i can only empathize with you on this. i have the same issue. especially after it very recently happened... again... however i have noticed on here... it doesn't happen. Huge bonus!

Thank you, I guess sarcasm is a good trait to have...well as long as I can be funny about it :P I wouldn't say that to anyone else, I know that I would build them up instead, but it seems easier for some reason to say nice things to other people than to say them to myself.

 

[MisterBGone]

Ha? I never knew this was her song? . . . (which I find pretty-funny!)

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

This popped up on Facebook...happened in 2010 but still funny

Why would someone call in a fake Asian accent and ask for Mr. Harold?

 

[AmberMarie]

I guess sarcasm is a good trait to have

Sarcasm is an amazing trait to have!!! It runs fluently through my blood... hell i'd go as far as saying my blood is made of it... thanks to my dad. Example: my dad was facing life changing surgery... stage 4 colon cancer in his late 40s... we were in the preop room, him n i, n making the entire ward of staff and patients laugh hysterically because of our antics. When they took him back for surgery... i was asked by a staff member, how was it we could laugh when facing such a horrible situation? i answered back with the fact that you can laugh, or cry. i'd rather laugh as it's better for you. Now if i can only get that part of me back...

BTW he's still very much alive, lives on his own n extremely healthy at nearly 79

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Sarcasm is an amazing trait to have!!! It runs fluently through my blood... hell i'd go as far as saying my blood is made of it... thanks to my dad. Example: my dad was facing life changing surgery... stage 4 colon cancer in his late 40s... we were in the preop room, him n i, n making the entire ward of staff and patients laugh hysterically because of our antics. When they took him back for surgery... i was asked by a staff member, how was it we could laugh when facing such a horrible situation? i answered back with the fact that you can laugh, or cry. i'd rather laugh as it's better for you. Now if i can only get that part of me back...

BTW he's still very much alive, lives on his own n extremely healthy at nearly 79

I agree with you there. It's why I developed humor as a coping mechanism early on, because I'd rather be able to laugh in the face of adversity instead of breaking down. Although I do cry at times, but if I didn't have a sense of humor, I'd be worse off. I'm glad to hear that your dad is doing well now and that he is healthy