Witty's funtime house

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Sorry Witty People Can Be Enormous A--H---s, sometimes!! ;/ Screw-EM'~*!(;_

Yeah because they have to lord if over my heads...like hey I'm doing this for you...meanwhile I do tons more for them.

 

[MisterBGone]

Yeah because they have to lord if over my heads...like hey I'm doing this for you...meanwhile I do tons more for them.

Imbeciles & fools... fools AND Imbeciles. . . Or, as I said!~*

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

A Facebook memory popped up from 2 years ago:

Lovely message, random guy! I see you know exactly what to say to flatter a woman. lol
Hi
Sexx
Yes, that's the entire message. Aside from some random emojis.


Yeah, that was a good one

 

[MisterBGone]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/twitter-reacts-video-cam-newton-225016242.html

 

[MisterBGone]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/dj-khaled-security-guards-carry-234538073.html

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

It's almost 65 in February...I'll take it

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

 

[MisterBGone]

It's almost 65 in February...I'll take it

Oh, You're turning 65 in February. . . I didn't think your birthday was until March???

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Oh, You're turning 65 in February. . . I didn't think your birthday was until March???

It's not, and I'm turning 165...get it right

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

 

[MisterBGone]

It's not, and I'm turning 165...get it right

 

[MisterBGone]

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i'me eliterate! ;D*

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

In this story app I read, something was described as "ludacris". Like the rapper? haha
And yet people have been down on my grammar and spelling...that's ironic

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

I was talking with a friend about oldschool dial up internet and the alien like sounds it makes. We agreed that it did indeed attract alien life, and that's why we have met so many weird people over the years

 

[MisterBGone]

Warning for Adult/Witty~like*> _content o` fo: sho?!.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

The time I wrote song jingles...just behold this greatness

I want some more saccharin
Sugar free gelatin
I like to eat it on a boat

Don't want any more sugar free
Lots of sugar for you and me
Regular jello gelatin

Folgers in your cup
Folgers wakes you up
I like to drink Folgers while driving my car
I like to drink Folgers while driving a plane

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Maybe that's why my old journals were edited so much...because of my shitty writing

 

[MisterBGone]

Maybe that's why my old journals were edited so much...because of my shitty writing

So self-deprecating!

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

So self-deprecating!

Not if it's true