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I went to Kwik Trip after the appointment, and I tried to scan my items at the self checkout, but the scanner wouldn't work at all. So I went to the other one, and once I had everything packed in bags and totaled up, it ended up being a card only machine. So I took everything out of the bags and just went to a regular checkout. What really annoyed me is this woman who had to go right by me when I was in the checkout line and she was so close that her cart got caught on mine. She was like "excuse me" and she was pulling my cart, I told her sorry even though it wasn't my fault. I don't know why she was so close that her cart would catch on mine, or why she had to go right next to me when there is literally an entire store to walk through. I really don't understand people like that. Anyway, I bought more than I needed and my mom is pissed at me again. But I pointed out that she probably spends more on alcohol in a week and that annoyed her. Oh well, I guess I can't really win there.

 

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Going back to the time when I had AI describe my life

"Welcome to my chaotic realm of laughter and unabashed silliness! Dress code: mismatched socks and a contagious smile. My life story is a comedy of errors, complete with failed attempts at mastering common household chores and a knack for attracting bizarre situations. If you're looking for a dose of genuine fun and a break from the ordinary, you've come to the right place! #HilariousEscapades #UnapologeticallyUnhinged"

 

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An image I made of people having a cart brawl in Kwik Trip (or Wik Tarp, apparently)

 

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This one is called "People in Walmart acting savage and like deranged hillbillies".....perfect

 

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0cCyOvTiKUA

 

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I called my mom a genius because she was annoying me, and she was like "I'm going to tell people that my kid is calling me names"...like who are you going to tell, the decency police?

 

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Basically every bad flavored candy like that tastes like puke. Which really tastes like some old moldy cheese flavor. Someone was like "How do they get flavors like boogers and grass so accurate?" which is a good question I don't like it either, but that's Google autocomplete for you. It says other weird things when I do searches sometimes. That's like with my nephew, he has trouble reading and kids have picked on him for that. I was picked on for not knowing math that well, but there's no reason for that since everyone has different abilities.

I'm glad that you aren't wasteful with things you buy, I'm not either but I know some people can be and that seems like a waste of money. That's awesome that most of your coins have animals on them and the paper money is all different colors. Here we just have presidents and other people on money, and the bills don't vary much, but there are a few patches of color on them like this:

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I think they do that for security purposes and seeing if the money is real and all that. Well the fair goes here for about 5 days, it's a county fair but I heard there was a record turnout of about 60,000 people this year. That's impressive because there's only around 25,000 in my entire county. I wish they had more fairs where you live. Yeah, but you have to be careful too with the animals, I think my sister said a goat bit my younger nephew's toe but thankfully he was fine. I hope you can go to the petting zoo there again at some point

If I was there then I would buy you some eggs, we never get them for free but they had chickens at the fair so I guess they just had extra eggs in stock I tell her that I hate it when she does that, but she still keeps on anyway. But hopefully one day she will stop doing it.

Lol about every bad flavored candy tasting like puke, and also about someone asking how they get those flavors to taste so “accurate”. Ew, I literally wouldn’t know whether the flavors were “accurate” or not anyway since I never actually ate them, lmao :p

Yup, you’re right about google autocomplete, and sorry to hear about you and your nephew being picked on cos of struggling (him with reading, you with math) and ya I agree there’s no reason to do that.

Thanks, me too with the not wasteful with money thing, and ya I don’t like it when people are wasteful with it either. Glad you aren’t wasteful with it either, that’s good Thanks, ya our coins are cooler with having mostly nature/animal things on them, but the bills have boring pics on them lol. Glad it’s at least colorful and unrippable (cos of the special thin plastic it’s made of). Your bills are cool, I always thought all the US bills were just a white background with green text/pics on it, neat that there’s some other colors on them too. We have most of those denominations too (except the 1 and 2 dollar ones of course lol) and also 500 and 1000.

Oh cool, thanks for the info on how long the county fair goes for, well it seems like a really cool and exciting thing to get to do every year, I hope they will start to have a thing like that here soon too. Oh wow about the turnout this year too, that’s a lot of people lol. Thanks, me too lol, hopefully soon. Sorry to hear about your nephew getting bitten on the toe by a goat, aw those goats are snippy sometimes I guess. Glad he was ok though

Aw that’s so sweet of you saying you wish you could buy me some eggs, I can afford some for us, but for my friend I am worried getting that (and also some “name brand” margarine too) might make my food budget go over for the week. Anyway hopefully the good deals WM always has on things will help me stick to my budget for this week (ya, still haven’t gotten over there, been some challenges with it lol oh well) :p Hopefully tomorrow now. Anyway glad you got those eggs for free and that they were generous with sharing them freely rather than trying to monetize them.

Sorry to hear about your mom, it sounds like a similar thing to the thing my mom does that is unhealthy, I’ve tried telling her lots of times that it makes me worry a lot about her and that I really wish she’d stop but she still does it too. I hope both of our mom’s will stop doing those destructive kinds of things soon.

 

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Will try to keep this reply much shorter lol.

Love your new avatar (said it in the cafe for today too but thought I’d just say it here again too. It’s better to give compliments too much than not enough imo lol) it’s so fun and awesome!

Glad to hear you were able to start the PT today and that it went well. I hope you will have improvements from the exercises too, I’m sure you will

Ok I know you posted about going to KT and that shopping cart fiasco but now it’s not showing the post. If I refresh the page then I’ll maybe loose what I’ve typed, anyway all I really wanted to say about it was sorry that happened. I hate when that kind of stuff happens too, so annoying.

 

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Will try to keep this reply much shorter lol.

Love your new avatar (said it in the cafe for today too but thought I’d just say it here again too. It’s better to give compliments too much than not enough imo lol) it’s so fun and awesome!

Glad to hear you were able to start the PT today and that it went well. I hope you will have improvements from the exercises too, I’m sure you will

Ok I know you posted about going to KT and that shopping cart fiasco but now it’s not showing the post. If I refresh the page then I’ll maybe loose what I’ve typed, anyway all I really wanted to say about it was sorry that happened. I hate when that kind of stuff happens too, so annoying.

Lol you don't have to, I post plenty on here Thank you again, yeah I just thought that it was pretty cute. I think things are going well so far, I just wish my mom would stop hassling me though. She's talking about me buying things but she doesn't like when I point out that she always buys alcohol. Oh that's annoying, hopefully you will be able to see whatever posts aren't showing up now.

 

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I ate too many bad things today, so I'll need to eat healthier tomorrow to offset that. Today I bought some baby carrots, bananas, and watermelon, plus I want to get more cottage cheese because it has lots of protein and I can do versatile things with it.

 

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I did some "nerve flossing" exercises earlier, which are certain exercises that work to take pressure off of nerves. Anyway, my hand and wrist and elbow and all of that are feeling much less painful than before, so it actually worked. The thing that creeped me out though is I did an exercise where my hand needed to be near my head, I felt something on my neck and picked it off not knowing what it was, and it was a giant flying beetle. They let out this grass smelling chemical as defense, so that was not fun lol.

 

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The prompt I used: A black cat that acts like a person

 

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I love the paws on this one.

 

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Lol you don't have to, I post plenty on here Thank you again, yeah I just thought that it was pretty cute. I think things are going well so far, I just wish my mom would stop hassling me though. She's talking about me buying things but she doesn't like when I point out that she always buys alcohol. Oh that's annoying, hopefully you will be able to see whatever posts aren't showing up now.

Aw well thank you, that’s so kind of you to say Just don’t ever want to be overwhelming with “quantity” of posts or things like that, maybe I worry about that too much though lol. You’re welcome lol, yup I agree it’s very cute

Glad things are going well so far, sorry to hear about your mom hassling you though. I’m glad for the most part that mine doesn’t, when we need groceries then she can sometimes nag me about it a bit though, wish she would go and get them more, seems to almost have a bit of a “fear” of going out alone these days for some reason, wish she’d talk to me about it but whenever I try to ask her about it she just denies it and says she’s “fine”.

Sorry to hear yours is on about you buying things, but doesn’t like it if you point out those true/factual things about the alcohol. Ya no I knew the posts were “there” but I just needed to refresh the page lol.

I ate too many bad things today, so I'll need to eat healthier tomorrow to offset that. Today I bought some baby carrots, bananas, and watermelon, plus I want to get more cottage cheese because it has lots of protein and I can do versatile things with it.

Aw I understand about feeling bad “after” eating bad things for sure, but ya, getting to “enjoy” those things is sure a nice experience. Maybe it could be seen as a “celebratory” thing (cos of your PT appt going well and all) I’m sure you must be feeling a bit relieved from that, I sure would be. Like when I can finally have my MRI done (and hopefully won’t have to wait an eternity to get the “results” back from it, lol) then ya I will definitely be celebrating about that, bigtime, probably in the form of some yummy food lol :p

Also, one day of eating some “unhealthy” food isn’t so bad, it’s a lot worse if that is like a daily kind of thing. Yup exactly like you said too with offsetting it with healthier things tomorrow. I used to eat cottage cheese all the time for the same reason you said, so many benefits to it and can be used in lotsa different ways. I stopped buying it for some reason, but I should get some again soon too. That’s great you got all those healthy things today too! Ok I really need to go on my laptop later so I can make some more of those fun meme things to post here lol

 

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I did a digital rendering of that meme I always make

 

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The prompt I used: A black cat that acts like a person

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I love the paws on this one.

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😍😍😍 (heart smileys x 3, in case those don’t show up for some people lol) love those beautiful, awesome black kitties you did there, thanks for sharing them here!

 

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I did a digital rendering of that meme I always make

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Lmao, omg I love that one too, and lol about the “needing a nose” thing too. Too funny :p 😂😂😂

 

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Aw well thank you, that’s so kind of you to say Just don’t ever want to be overwhelming with “quantity” of posts or things like that, maybe I worry about that too much though lol. You’re welcome lol, yup I agree it’s very cute

Glad things are going well so far, sorry to hear about your mom hassling you though. I’m glad for the most part that mine doesn’t, when we need groceries then she can sometimes nag me about it a bit though, wish she would go and get them more, seems to almost have a bit of a “fear” of going out alone these days for some reason, wish she’d talk to me about it but whenever I try to ask her about it she just denies it and says she’s “fine”.

Sorry to hear yours is on about you buying things, but doesn’t like it if you point out those true/factual things about the alcohol. Ya no I knew the posts were “there” but I just needed to refresh the page lol.


Aw I understand about feeling bad “after” eating bad things for sure, but ya, getting to “enjoy” those things is sure a nice experience. Maybe it could be seen as a “celebratory” thing (cos of your PT appt going well and all) I’m sure you must be feeling a bit relieved from that, I sure would be. Like when I can finally have my MRI done (and hopefully won’t have to wait an eternity to get the “results” back from it, lol) then ya I will definitely be celebrating about that, bigtime, probably in the form of some yummy food lol :p

Also, one day of eating some “unhealthy” food isn’t so bad, it’s a lot worse if that is like a daily kind of thing. Yup exactly like you said too with offsetting it with healthier things tomorrow. I used to eat cottage cheese all the time for the same reason you said, so many benefits to it and can be used in lotsa different ways. I stopped buying it for some reason, but I should get some again soon too. That’s great you got all those healthy things today too! Ok I really need to go on my laptop later so I can make some more of those fun meme things to post here lol

Oh quantity doesn't matter to me, I mean I make plenty of posts on here in a day Mostly on this particular thread too. My mom is probably mad because I didn't buy her beer when I went shopping but I told her I'm not funding for anything that can kill her. She should realize she wastes money too, at least I buy things that I can eat instead of something that could kill me. I guess that's true but I really should take it easy now, especially since I need to take a bit of a break from working out too much until I heal. Yeah you should eat lots of roasted seaweed then, sounds like a great way to celebrate for sure I need to have more protein and less carbs and sugar, or at least healthier types of carbs. And smaller portions of things that aren't so good for me and that should help.

 

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Lmao, omg I love that one too, and lol about the “needing a nose” thing too. Too funny :p 😂😂😂

It's cool to see how accurately these turn out, but yeah it helps sometimes when I'm specific