Because if . . ............. LEEROY JENKINS!! Why don't our cats attack the Computer Mouse?
itachi Well-Known Member Nov 22, 2006 #81 Nov 22, 2006 #81 Because if . . ............. LEEROY JENKINS!! Why don't our cats attack the Computer Mouse?
Marshmallow Staff Alumni Nov 22, 2006 #82 Nov 22, 2006 #82 because my head hurts Are zebras white with black strips or black with white strips??
J Jess Nov 22, 2006 #83 Nov 22, 2006 #83 no, they jusst wear coats to confuse the emus Why doesn't money grown on trees?
Marshmallow Staff Alumni Nov 22, 2006 #84 Nov 22, 2006 #84 because the Queen was unavailable why do cats get fleas?
itachi Well-Known Member Nov 22, 2006 #85 Nov 22, 2006 #85 Beause If they Didn't The Ressulting Explosion Would Destroy The World, and Possibly the Universe. Why Do they Rock So Hard?
Beause If they Didn't The Ressulting Explosion Would Destroy The World, and Possibly the Universe. Why Do they Rock So Hard?
gentlelady Staff Alumni Nov 23, 2006 #86 Nov 23, 2006 #86 Because the moon is made of cheese. Why do goats eat everything?
T Teo Active Member Nov 23, 2006 #87 Nov 23, 2006 #87 They eat everything because if they stop eating, they explode. Why do eskimos live in igloos?
gentlelady Staff Alumni Nov 23, 2006 #88 Nov 23, 2006 #88 Because fish live in the water. Why does toilet paper feel so soft?
T The_Discarded Staff Alumni Nov 23, 2006 #89 Nov 23, 2006 #89 Because were it hard or rough, your butt would cease to exist. Why does the mailman, and not the garbage man, get blamed for being everyone's baby's daddy?
Because were it hard or rough, your butt would cease to exist. Why does the mailman, and not the garbage man, get blamed for being everyone's baby's daddy?
T thedeafmusician Staff Alumni Nov 23, 2006 #90 Nov 23, 2006 #90 Because my computer is running out of battery. Why is my hand itchy?
gentlelady Staff Alumni Nov 23, 2006 #91 Nov 23, 2006 #91 Because bears hibernate in the winter. Why are there so many questions?
M Malcontent Staff Alumni Nov 23, 2006 #92 Nov 23, 2006 #92 Because animals have a 6th sense.... Who first discovered you could drink that white stuff that comes out of a cows udder? And more importantly, how?! :blink:
Because animals have a 6th sense.... Who first discovered you could drink that white stuff that comes out of a cows udder? And more importantly, how?! :blink:
itachi Well-Known Member Nov 23, 2006 #93 Nov 23, 2006 #93 Chuck Norris Discovered it, He had to Round House Kick the cow before it would tell him though. How does the wind work?
Chuck Norris Discovered it, He had to Round House Kick the cow before it would tell him though. How does the wind work?
gentlelady Staff Alumni Nov 23, 2006 #94 Nov 23, 2006 #94 From all the movement of life on earth. the faster we move, the harder the wind blows. Where do the pebbles on the road go?
From all the movement of life on earth. the faster we move, the harder the wind blows. Where do the pebbles on the road go?
itachi Well-Known Member Nov 23, 2006 #95 Nov 23, 2006 #95 They Get Sucked up Be Tornado's and Dropped on the Moon Why?
gentlelady Staff Alumni Nov 23, 2006 #96 Nov 23, 2006 #96 Because Where does the man in the moon go during the daytime?
C ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni Nov 23, 2006 #97 Nov 23, 2006 #97 To the islands for a tripical drink :laugh: Why does my cat have stripes?
J Jess Nov 23, 2006 #98 Nov 23, 2006 #98 Because the cranberries float in your bathtub Why do we eat Turkey on Thanksgiving?
Marshmallow Staff Alumni Nov 23, 2006 #99 Nov 23, 2006 #99 Because fish smells funny why do wasp's sting??
gentlelady Staff Alumni Nov 24, 2006 #100 Nov 24, 2006 #100 Because they don't have fuzzy slippers. Why is the sun hot?
