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BPD Support Thread
- Thread starter Aurelia
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One time my grandpa was coming back into town and had his brights still on, an honest mistake really. But this cop pulled us over and was really rude. He asked if I had a license and I told him I just had an ID. Then I showed it to him and he's like "I thought you said you didn't have a license". Like dude, I told you it's a fucking ID. And my voice was lower because I don't like tense situations. And he was all mad like "Speak up, I can't hear you. Take your hand away from your mouth" and shit like that. And I told my mom when I got home and I was crying because I was upset. So that's someone who liked to abuse his power.
And there was another time when my uncle started acting crazy and we called the cops to try to get him out. But they wouldn't make him leave for whatever reason. So they were mad because they had to take us to a family friend's house in the middle of the night. It's like, you didn't get rid of the problem, so don't be mad at us for needing a safe place to stay. And those backseats in cop cars are really uncomfortable. lol
Oh, dude...you should totally pretend to be a cop and do one of your voice clip things. Act like it's a police hotline. That would be fucking great.
Hello, you've reached your local police precinct. In actuality, we don't give a flying fuck why you're calling, but your call is important to us anyway...
Please, press 1 to report a personal incident of theft that we're not even going to bother investigating, but will tell you that we will to get your hopes up. Whatever it is you lost, you're never going to see it again...and even if we do find it, if it's worth anything to us, we'll still keep it and tell you that we never found it.
Press 2 to report an assault and/or battery, with or without a deadly weapon. You can tell us what the person looked like, and we'll be sure to use it as an excuse to stop random, innocent people walking down the street whom we think look like they might be addicts (because yes, we're THAT bored) and take...I mean, PROPERLY DISPOSE OF...whatever drugs and money they may have on them at the time. Oh, and chances are we will never find whomever fucked you up. Sorry. Our bad.
Hello, you've reached your local police precinct. In actuality, we don't give a flying fuck why you're calling, but your call is important to us anyway...
Please, press 1 to report a personal incident of theft that we're not even going to bother investigating, but will tell you that we will to get your hopes up. Whatever it is you lost, you're never going to see it again...and even if we do find it, if it's worth anything to us, we'll still keep it and tell you that we never found it.
Press 2 to report an assault and/or battery, with or without a deadly weapon. You can tell us what the person looked like, and we'll be sure to use it as an excuse to stop random, innocent people walking down the street whom we think look like they might be addicts (because yes, we're THAT bored) and take...I mean, PROPERLY DISPOSE OF...whatever drugs and money they may have on them at the time. Oh, and chances are we will never find whomever fucked you up. Sorry. Our bad.