BPD Support Thread

[Witty_Sarcasm]

My friend asked what I'm doing this weekend. Well, there's up to 13 inches of blowing snow, so obviously I'm sitting my ass inside. lol

 

[Aurelia]

Ava and Christy, your guys' cards are officially mailed as of today.

 

[Aves]

Ava and Christy, your guys' cards are officially mailed as of today.

Thank you I sound like a right saddo but I’ve never had a card or letter from the U.S before so I’m really looking forward to it

 

[Aves]

Thank you I sound like a right saddo but I’ve never had a card or letter from the U.S before so I’m really looking forward to it

Also, can I just say @Aurelia that you have one of the coolest names I’ve ever heard in my life. My husband was the same as me, he saw the envelope after I’d written out your address and was like “that is one hell of a cool name”.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Thank you I sound like a right saddo but I’ve never had a card or letter from the U.S before so I’m really looking forward to it

That doesn't make you sad. I barely ever get mail anymore so I look forward to it. haha

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

This creepy fuck popped up on my Facebook memories. I haven't taken him out yet to terrorize people. lol

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

My mom was trying to somehow attach the tree stand things to each other. I was like....you're supposed to put them in the slots in the bottom of the tree. She's done this so many times before...but I ended up having to do it for her. I mean...yeah. lol

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

It was weird because she was trying to stick them together like magnets. Don't know about her sometimes.

 

[Ash600]

My mom was trying to somehow attach the tree stand things to each other. I was like....you're supposed to put them in the slots in the bottom of the tree. She's done this so many times before...but I ended up having to do it for her. I mean...yeah. lol

That reminds me of the time where one tree I had kind of just blew up on me

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

That reminds me of the time where one tree I had kind of just blew up on me

How did you manage that one?

 

[Ash600]

How did you manage that one?

Was one of those fibre optic numbers, you know the type - saves time and effort on setting up. One year, the transformer/plug was fucked and well, lets just say I found that out the hard way.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Was one of those fibre optic numbers, you know the type - saves time and effort on setting up. One year, the transformer/plug was fucked and well, lets just say I found that out the hard way.

Geez, they need to warn people about the dangers of exploding trees.

 

[Ash600]

Geez, they need to warn people about the dangers of exploding trees.

More like the dangers of me and electricity. It sometimes just doesn't work out well such as the time I tried to change a lightbulb to give you one example

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

More like the dangers of me and electricity. It sometimes just doesn't work out well such as the time I tried to change a lightbulb to give you one example

What happened with the lightbulb?

 

[Ash600]

What happened with the lightbulb?

This happened years ago. All I wanted to do was to change it, but ended up breaking the interior of the rose fitting which housed it. So I had to get a new rose fitting and wire it in place. Naturally I had to turn of the power at the main switch box which was located in the garage. Half way through wiring it in, I heard my brother running down the stairs heading towards the garage knowing full well he was going to flick the cut-off switch back on.

So there I was up a fucking ladder racing against time to wire the bastard rose fitting up before I got a few hundred volts shooting through my hand and straight out my arse. To compound matters. it was summertime and I heard this icecream van approaching, knowing full well that he usually parks outside the house. So going through my head was the thought of me being propelled off the ladder from bolts of electricity, out of the open window to lay outside on the ground partly underneath a fucking icecream van where groups of kids would be dropping their icecream onto me.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

This happened years ago. All I wanted to do was to change it, but ended up breaking the interior of the rose fitting which housed it. So I had to get a new rose fitting and wire it in place. Naturally I had to turn of the power at the main switch box which was located in the garage. Half way through wiring it in, I heard my brother running down the stairs heading towards the garage knowing full well he was going to flick the cut-off switch back on.

So there I was up a fucking ladder racing against time to wire the bastard rose fitting up before I got a few hundred volts shooting through my hand and straight out my arse. To compound matters. it was summertime and I heard this icecream van approaching, knowing full well that he usually parks outside the house. So going through my head was the thought of me being propelled off the ladder from bolts of electricity, out of the open window to lay outside on the ground partly underneath a fucking icecream van where groups of kids would be dropping their icecream onto me.

Haha, well I'm glad it didn't come to that. Just hire someone when you need to do anything that has to deal with electricity.

 

[Ash600]

Haha, well I'm glad it didn't come to that. Just hire someone when you need to do anything that has to deal with electricity.

But sometimes it's good to have a challenge

Call it, Man vs total fuck up

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

But sometimes it's good to have a challenge

Call it, Man vs total fuck up

Sure, but you can also end up on an episode of 1000 Ways to Die. It's a show that features unusual deaths.

 

[Ash600]

Sure, but you can also end up on an episode of 1000 Ways to Die. It's a show that features unusual deaths.

Hey that'll be me, apart from various incidents with electrics, there's also been near misses in labs during Uni days, 2 bomb scares, a falling security mirror that missed cleaving my head, plus other random run of the mill shit. All done unwittingly in the name of entertainment for others.

 

[Witty_Sarcasm]

Hey that'll be me, apart from various incidents with electrics, there's also been near misses in labs during Uni days, 2 bomb scares, a falling security mirror that missed cleaving my head, plus other random run of the mill shit. All done unwittingly in the name of entertainment for others.

Does the Grim Reaper have a grudge against you? lol