Does boob size *really* matter?

[itachi]

Really I don't care, I don't really decide what i think of a girl by her boob size.
:laugh:

Interesting Thread though:tongue:

 

[LetItGo]

I spotted some really nice ones today outside of the theatre...I couldnt help but look...kind B/C hybrids......very very nice..

 

[inevitable]

i'm not a boob guy so i dont really care

 

[Will]

lol...

I never even seen this thread until now...

Actualy boob size never mattered to me. I don't like big ones though, actualy I don't mind average to a little smaller. Never really bothered me I guess.

Though I guess we handed out 'Goddess titles' a long time ago to Moonstar the the rest...

HH? Atleast she's living up to the Watermelon Goddess title.:tongue:
Where's Ishtar? Ms. Crabby Apple's?

 

[Marshmallow]

What I wanna know is...when is this thread going to take over the other one.

Come on boys! We cant let the girls win!!! :laugh:

Girls allways win!!! No matter what :bleh:

 

[inevitable]

to revise my other post

i perfer smaller boobs

B max type thing

cause well i like smaller boobs on girls

i'm more a leg and ass guy though

 

[wienerman]

Girls allways win!!! No matter what :bleh:

nope, just goes the shw size matters more to them than it does to us, what shallow people :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

 

[Marshmallow]

Where's Ishtar? Ms. Crabby Apple's?

lmao!! i just told her on skype that you said!! :ohmy: mwahahaha shes comming for ya!

nope, just goes the shw size matters more to them than it does to us, what shallow people :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Lmao, :shy: nooooo we're just very competitive :tongue: :biggrin:

 

[Will]

Ishtar is coming?....erm....

lol...

You think she'd be hapy, because it's a step up from the 'Onion Goddess'....:rolleyes:

 

[Marshmallow]

lol she laughed when i told her :ohmy:

Your'll have to wait till she sees this thread :bleh:

 

[Will]

Hurry! Delete it!...

It's....erm...

Sexually-related discussion with minors in the audience...doesn't that recquire instant deletion?


Just joking...

heh, that's good, I'm pretty bored right now...

 

[StarFish]

Okay all you gents, now Listen to Auntie StarFish:

The trouble with big boobs (and trust me I have had many years of experience with DD's) is that although when you're young they bounce and are very impressive and all the guys bow and grovel in, yes, cringing adoration of your knockers, when you get older they sag and end up looking like a couple of old socks with other socks stuffed into the ends but nothing in the middle.

Also bra shopping approaches something like mission impossible. I find myself asking the slim teenager hovering bored outside of the dresssing room, "Do you have any with steel re-inforced underwire?"

Then there's the double cleavage dilema, where your bra is too small and your boobs bulg out of the top so you get a kind of double cleavage.

Jumping is not advized because they fall with a pronounced slap against your middle.

I have even been known to hit myself in the face with one boob when I turned over quickly in my sleep. Yes, gents, they swing. Try being woken up by a slap by a boob.

Okay...now I've lowered the tone of this thread even further I shall depart now having dispensed my earth shattering wisdom on the subject. You may all commence the thread.

*Waves hand like the queen as she departs to trumpet fanfare in a fancy carriage.*

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




:biggrin:

 

[the other guy]

Okay all you gents, now Listen to Auntie StarFish:

The trouble with big boobs (and trust me I have had many years of experience with DD's) is that although when you're young they bounce and are very impressive and all the guys bow and grovel in, yes, cringing adoration of your knockers, when you get older they sag and end up looking like a couple of old socks with other socks stuffed into the ends but nothing in the middle.

Also bra shopping approaches something like mission impossible. I find myself asking the slim teenager hovering bored outside of the dresssing room, "Do you have any with steel re-inforced underwire?"

Then there's the double cleavage dilema, where your bra is too small and your boobs bulg out of the top so you get a kind of double cleavage.

Jumping is not advized because they fall with a pronounced slap against your middle.

I have even been known to hit myself in the face with one boob when I turned over quickly in my sleep. Yes, gents, they swing. Try being woken up by a slap by a boob.

Okay...now I've lowered the tone of this thread even further I shall depart now having dispensed my earth shattering wisdom on the subject. You may all commence the thread.

*Waves hand like the queen as she departs to trumpet fanfare in a fancy carriage.*

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




:biggrin:

ok you can slap me too.


:beam: :bleh:

 

[Malcontent]

Try being woken up by a slap by a boob.

I have been :biggrin: Oh, you mean in a bad way... :whistling:

 

[Will]

lol...a boob slap, to yourself no less.

Yeah, I'd be pretty mad if I was awoken by my own boob giving me a jack-slap.Though I wouldn't know, so don't ask me:tongue:

 

[LetItGo]

mmm boobs..






























That is all.

 

[Malcontent]

Boobage! :biggrin: :laugh:

 

[StarFish]

Y'know what? I feel bad about the last post I wrote about boobs:shy: I feel like I was overly crass. I read through the thread and you all seemed to having such a good time and I wanted to be part of it and I feel like I got carried away...y'know? I'm sorry everyone. :sad:

Please let me make one thing clear: I don't think the thread is wrong, or the subject matter in itself is wrong in any way, and I don't think it's wrong of anyone else to post anything they darn well like. I But I just feel guilty about myself doing it. Do you know what I mean?

Please don't think I'm crazy or a prude...well, you already know I'm not a prude because of what I wrote...but anyway I just wanted to share what I feel and say sorry.
:nerves:

 

[Abacus21]

:hug:

It's ok Starfish

 

[Wonderstuff]

Okay all you gents, now Listen to Auntie StarFish:

The trouble with big boobs (and trust me I have had many years of experience with DD's) is that although when you're young they bounce and are very impressive and all the guys bow and grovel in, yes, cringing adoration of your knockers, when you get older they sag and end up looking like a couple of old socks with other socks stuffed into the ends but nothing in the middle.

Also bra shopping approaches something like mission impossible. I find myself asking the slim teenager hovering bored outside of the dresssing room, "Do you have any with steel re-inforced underwire?"

Then there's the double cleavage dilema, where your bra is too small and your boobs bulg out of the top so you get a kind of double cleavage.

Jumping is not advized because they fall with a pronounced slap against your middle.

I have even been known to hit myself in the face with one boob when I turned over quickly in my sleep. Yes, gents, they swing. Try being woken up by a slap by a boob.

Okay...now I've lowered the tone of this thread even further I shall depart now having dispensed my earth shattering wisdom on the subject. You may all commence the thread.

*Waves hand like the queen as she departs to trumpet fanfare in a fancy carriage.*

:laugh: :laugh:


:biggrin:

You have nothing at all to be sorry for hun I've been meaning to reply to your post for a couple days now, lol! I will do it now since I don't have any lectures or anything today, I get to sit in front of the pc in my Winnie the Pooh pyjamas all day :biggrin:

Well. Firstly, I'd have to agree with the first part of the first thing you said - at 17, they are still the adoration-causing things of wonder. But if your DDs are bad...then mine are going to be right down at my knees, aren't they? *groans*

Bra shopping, you are absolutely right. I was in Debenhams on Saturday (I ranted about this in chat already :laugh: ) and I tried on seven bras in a variety of F and FF, and even though it said that I think ALL of them went up to a G, there were none on the rack, either. *pouts*

The double cleavage thing, coming from not getting a decent bra due to the problem outlined above, is horrible :laugh:

As for jumping...you are not wrong. Although I must say I've never been slapped in the face... :blink: do you sleep in a funny position or something? lol. One of my claims to fame is that I can lick my own nipple though :tongue:

Yes, and you thought *you* had lowered the tone :wink: